Banana split

Graiser wrote:

Paven wrote:

sufferedsince 68 wrote:

Paven wrote:

I was amazed an actual football thread on ATD had made it to 15 replies, I see why now..

Have any of you Pasoti Nerds ever kicked a football?

Mate.. I coach an Under 16's side, gave up playing because of my knee injuries but have previously been scouted by pro football clubs.. You what?

Probably a lot of people been scouted by pro clubs doesn't mean they're any good though does it ?

You were the last person I expected to nibble, it was Torquay and I was about 8 years old.

Yea Man wrote:

He's reporting back to the mothership for further advice.

Just make sure you ask about Greenman young Paven, and johnshez1. Rasturd3rd. Argylemoans. Deepthroat.  Windsor Boy.  Deadly lampshade.

You forgot sting curtain

Paven wrote:

Graiser wrote:

Paven wrote:

sufferedsince 68 wrote:

Paven wrote:

I was amazed an actual football thread on ATD had made it to 15 replies, I see why now..

Have any of you Pasoti Nerds ever kicked a football?

Mate.. I coach an Under 16's side, gave up playing because of my knee injuries but have previously been scouted by pro football clubs.. You what?

Probably a lot of people been scouted by pro clubs doesn't mean they're any good though does it ?

You were the last person I expected to nibble, it was Torquay and I was about 8 years old.

Well if you want to be taken seriously, which you so obviously do, maybe you ought to post grown up style.

Naaa, if I posted in a 'grown up style' (no idea what that's supposed to mean on here) then I wouldn't be able to fulfill the main purpose of my account which is clearly to wind you all up, which I SO obviously do.

Paven wrote:

Naaa, if I posted in a 'grown up style' (no idea what that's supposed to mean on here) then I wouldn't be able to fulfill the main purpose of my account which is clearly to wind you all up, which I SO obviously do.

Your Lord's and master's on Pasoti would be proud of you.
Keep up and you will be sitting in the directors box in no time.

Prawn Sandwich anyone ?!

Paven wrote:

Naaa, if I posted in a 'grown up style' (no idea what that's supposed to mean on here) then I wouldn't be able to fulfill the main purpose of my account which is clearly to wind you all up, which I SO obviously do.

On a scale of one to ten how much Bum Licking did you have to do before King Nool let you post on his dying forum? i'd say it was a nine.

Paven wrote:

Naaa, if I posted in a 'grown up style' (no idea what that's supposed to mean on here) then I wouldn't be able to fulfill the main purpose of my account which is clearly to wind you all up, which I SO obviously do.

Don't flatter yourself, you haven't quite grasped what ATD is all about, I don't believe any poster on here is wound up by you, more likely they're all laughing at you.

Graiser wrote:

Paven wrote:

Naaa, if I posted in a 'grown up style' (no idea what that's supposed to mean on here) then I wouldn't be able to fulfill the main purpose of my account which is clearly to wind you all up, which I SO obviously do.

Don't flatter yourself, you haven't quite grasped what ATD is all about, I don't believe any poster on here is wound up by you, more likely they're all laughing at you.

Doesn't even come close to a wind up.

Take a few lessons from Dane and Hairy and then come back.

Graiser wrote:

you haven't quite grasped what ATD is all about

Go on then, enlighten me.

Let me think, read PASOTI, read ATD and even you should eventually be able to work that out