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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:20 pm | |
| - penzancepirate wrote:
- seadog wrote:
- They couldn't parody Mock,
For he is too clever, Can they ever hope to match him? No, feckin never.
Seadog ..... we have an issue we would like to discuss with you ..... a pm has been sent. It is in your interests to reply.
No message yet and past my bedtime! _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:24 pm | |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:27 pm | |
| What does that mean? _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:28 pm | |
| goodnight - I assumed you were off to bed? |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:29 pm | |
| What about the cryptic PM ex Penz _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:31 pm | |
| no idea mate, I'm lost here? |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:32 pm | |
| Who cares what's going on, we'll find out in time
For now I'm concerned that your posts do not rhyme |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:37 pm | |
| there should be a message, Which route did it take? I can't find the fooker, Is it a mistake? _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:40 pm | |
| I do not know i did not send, there's no pm's from my end. |
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Rickler
Posts : 6528 Join date : 2011-05-10 Location : Inside the mind...
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:54 am | |
| Saturday beckons and the poetry must end... Will Seadog get his promised PM from Penz?
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:02 am | |
| Just woken up, Had a quick glance, Is there a sign, No fooking chance! _______________________________________ COYG!
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:12 am | |
| Finally, this is my day Poets come out, on Friday!
Brent the Saviour, Brent the God Blue Square Premier, Stapes the Sod
Pay the staff, or maybe not save your dosh, blame the last lot
the relegation that makes fans dread-filled, holds no fear for those with land on which to build
Why get a manager to inspire and lead? When you can develop hotels and quench one's greed?
Without a club, nothing to maintain Concentrate on financial gain
Away to Accrington, a ticket to dread I'll be at the Gabba, watching cricket instead
I'll be warm, you'll be cold, I am young, you are old
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:17 am | |
| Friday's here, Itchy knob Penz has gone, and so has Gob. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:50 am | |
| Peace has reigned for nearly a week Because we turned the other cheek
Penz and Gob have gone away We hope they come back to stay
I was not scared when I saw a Ghost On ATD he would be toast
Mock is in Oz watching the cricket The only word that rhymes with that is wicket |
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Rickler
Posts : 6528 Join date : 2011-05-10 Location : Inside the mind...
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:13 am | |
| The only man I know, who knows poetry... I meet tomorrow for coffee at nine, he will say a lot to me... Having not seen each other in years, this poetry thread is apt... I will report back, as no doubt, ATD is enrapt! [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:22 am | |
| Rickler's rhymes are hardly ripe, Mock's no more than Aussie tripe, Czarcy has the tone just right, Come on Penz, come on Gob, Keep this forum's members tight. _______________________________________ COYG!
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Tringreen
Posts : 10916 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:38 am | |
| - Mock Cuncher wrote:
- Finally, this is my day
Poets come out, on Friday!
Brent the Saviour, Brent the God Blue Square Premier, Stapes the Sod
Pay the staff, or maybe not save your dosh, blame the last lot
the relegation that makes fans dread-filled, holds no fear for those with land on which to build
Why get a manager to inspire and lead? When you can develop hotels and quench one's greed?
Without a club, nothing to maintain Concentrate on financial gain
Away to Accrington, a ticket to dread I'll be at the Gabba, watching cricket instead
I'll be warm, you'll be cold, I am young, you are old You are indeed, our prince of poets ! Accrington away ! Who the hell are they ? Enjoying the ride, the Avivas still travel, I too, would much prefer the Gabba ! The Ghost on the farm, Indeed, he has a lot to say. But onto ATD, He dare not stray. A breed apart, These village boys. Their dummies fly out, Just like their toys ! |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:09 am | |
| Jamesy's posts are thick and fine, Must be due to good design, Tringreens posts are quite succinct. In truth designed to make one think. _______________________________________ COYG!
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PlymptonPilgrim Admin
Posts : 2592 Join date : 2011-08-21 Location : Plympton and Sucina
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:13 am | |
| I've never before strayed into verse I couldn't think what would be worse
It was on a par with Abu Hanza But now I'm liking the odd stanza
Now I'm quite fond of this new game Later on, I may do it again. |
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Charlie Wood
Posts : 2646 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 71 Location : Britannia Bay South Africa
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:48 am | |
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I really am rubbish at this but I did have to try that silly stuff
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:30 pm | |
| Lovely verse, Lovely thread, ere you are son, On me ead! _______________________________________ COYG!
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Moist_Von_Lipwig
Posts : 1573 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 111
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:23 pm | |
| Karneval time, Six days on the booze, Just recovering from yesterday, Out again shortly, after a snooze.
Argyle play tomorrow, That'll give me a break, I'm getting too old, For too much alcohol intake.
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:06 pm | |
| Back from Kernow in me van, to get me head down was the plan, replace the sleep, by counting sheep, phone keeps ringing, head keeps singing, I'll give it up and do some keyboard fiddlin. |
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argylepaul
Posts : 53 Join date : 2011-11-23
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:28 pm | |
| A young Liverpool fan was once heard to say "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?"
"Exactly", said Chris Webb; his beard neatly trimmed.
Webby, as he is known will have to make sure he doesn't moan...
...when he makes his summarising debut, for Argyle's next defeat.
For those not going, we are in for treat. For those that are, we will get beat.
When you walk the town, full of happy shoppers, look out for Roy's sex change wife, Haley Cropper. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:34 pm | |
| Accrington Stanley What a name To conjure up images Of the beautiful game Back from the ashes They're doing quite well But we're going to beat them Aren't we? Like hell |
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