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pepsipete
Posts : 14772 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 86 Location : Ivybridge
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:13 pm | |
| Sometimes when you cry No one sees your tears
Sometime when you are in pain No one feels your hurt
Sometimes when you are worried No one sees your stress
Sometimes when you ar Happy No one joins your laughter
Down V V V V V V V V V V V V
But Fart just once and every bugger knows |
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downthetrack
Posts : 1236 Join date : 2011-06-07 Age : 59
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:14 pm | |
| What a great day At Oxford away 5-1 the score But should have been more |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14993 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:28 pm | |
| There once was a site on the web Where posters asked things of Chris Webb He threw out his toys Returned to his boys And now he just tweets as a celeb!
Cheers Peggy _______________________________________ COYG!
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Moist_Von_Lipwig
Posts : 1573 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 111
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:06 pm | |
| On pitch, off pitch, internet forums,
Banter, bullying, so many pseudonyms,
Egos, control, lurk in the background,
Agendas, conspiracies, wind ups and trolling,
3 points, 1 point, no points at all,
League 1, League 2, non league oblivion,
Meetings, gatherings, song sheets for singing,
Flags that are bigger than anything ever,
Time to get a life, away from the net,
Shower and change then off to the pub,
3 points tomorrow, that’s all it’s about,
Until tomorrow, you know I’ll be back.
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Richard Blight
Posts : 1226 Join date : 2011-11-15 Age : 62 Location : Ashburton
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:03 am | |
| Roses are green (don't like red)
I'm going to check under my bed
Mock might be there! Stalking me.
The missus will hit him on the head
She's big and brave after a bottle of red (or white) |
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Rickler
Posts : 6529 Join date : 2011-05-10 Location : Inside the mind...
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:33 am | |
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"There's a Big Gay Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in the fish And his big hairy paws In the buttery dish, He's nibbling the noodles, He's munching the rice, He's slurping the soda, He's licking the ice. And he lets out a roar If you open the door. And it gives me a scare To know he's in there-- That Big Gay Bear In our Fridgitydaire."
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14993 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:30 am | |
| There once was a young Green erection, Deployed without using protection, Fans may well soon see, A new green buggy, Beside the Home Park family section _______________________________________ COYG!
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:51 am | |
| Another Friday; another dollar, come on you poets-gimme a holler.
Who cares what league, Who cares who's scored! I only worry, about the GAS Board... |
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Rickler
Posts : 6529 Join date : 2011-05-10 Location : Inside the mind...
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:32 am | |
| Friday morning... Pre Saturday mourning.
Football rite... Plymouth Argyle right?
Home Park the altar... A Pilgrim never to alter! |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10916 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:19 am | |
| - Mock Cuncher wrote:
- Another Friday; another dollar,
come on you poets-gimme a holler.
Who cares what league, Who cares who's scored! I only worry, about the GAS Board... This would look good as a welcome statement to ATD . |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:40 am | |
| I wandered as lonely as a cloud On Pasoti I was not allowed I joined ATD; it made me proud I just farted and it was very loud |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:12 am | |
| Does Carl need a mentor? it's not something I'd mock I'd rather a manager like Neil Warnock
Tomorrow's game, another defeat shorely? I'd take a point against a 'top' team like Crawley
Any thoughts, my green legionnaire cohorts? |
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Charlie Wood
Posts : 2646 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 71 Location : Britannia Bay South Africa
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:22 am | |
| It's off to the Cherry Tree, For Cerbs, little Peggy and me, A drink and a chat about this and about that Then off to the match at three
All welcome! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:04 am | |
| I'd like us to score And then one more. Though in the league they may be best I think that they will score one less.
Of forums I know This is cross-fertilisation But it's done so there will be no Misapprehension That my predictions are crap And so is my rhyming. |
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LondonGreen
Posts : 562 Join date : 2011-11-17 Location : Bedford (ironically)
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:10 am | |
| Roses are red Violets are blue I just done a stinky poo In the office loo (true story btw) |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10916 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:44 am | |
| - Charlie Wood wrote:
- It's off to the Cherry Tree,
For Cerbs, little Peggy and me, A drink and a chat about this and about that Then off to the match at three
All welcome! Don't forget to take some pics to share Of this ATD mini fest, free of Big Gay Bears ! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:58 am | |
| Not a problem Tringy I'll take the camera thingy Of Peggy Charlie, Joe and Me A photo we'll take before a beverage or three.
(Just for info, Joe is my son!!) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:13 am | |
| Hope you guys have fun in the Cherry Tree Have been there many times, me. I will meet you lot one day for sure Although, being an Aviva, you may well find me a bore!
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14993 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:15 am | |
| Be you an Aviva, Be you a bear, Just come on down, We just couldn't care. _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:20 am | |
| Hi ho, Hi ho, To the BSP we go! With our faith in Fletch, and our faith in Brent, To the BSP, we are sent! |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14993 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:22 am | |
| There was a young lady called Zee, Who posted most pleasantly, She gave us a song, Whilst wearing a thong, At the bar of the old Cherry tree. _______________________________________ COYG!
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downthetrack
Posts : 1236 Join date : 2011-06-07 Age : 59
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:23 am | |
| Crawley will certainly score maybe three or even four so its bottom of the league once more. |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10916 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:24 am | |
| - ZeeZan6 wrote:
- Hope you guys have fun in the Cherry Tree
Have been there many times, me. I will meet you lot one day for sure Although, being an Aviva, you may well find me a bore!
An Aviva girl she may not be To enter free debate Has set her free. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:18 pm | |
| - seadog wrote:
- There was a young lady called Zee,
Who posted most pleasantly, She gave us a song, Whilst wearing a thong, At the bar of the old Cherry tree. I like that ryhme about me It made me go hehe. |
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HBLC
Posts : 56 Join date : 2012-01-17
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:44 pm | |
| First post. Worst post. Wont boast. Look, ghost. |
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