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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri May 27, 2016 10:49 am | |
| On Monday the Wombles gonna get slaughtered, The Greens on form so they really oughta, There's only one downside, Webbys' giving a speech, Better lock up your wives and daughters. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:30 pm | |
| best get this one going again. Why dont you just disappear, leave our kind alone, fill yer boots, take the cash, just leave us alone. depraved and vile, we may be, happy in our ways, longing for the day. why dont you just disappear, take your loot, a jolly good wheeze, the circles you keep, just leave us alone. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]p.s fekkin red wine |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14996 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:55 am | |
| Zyph has gone, And Graiser too, The word games fecked, Thanks you two. _______________________________________ COYG!
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:11 pm | |
| No money spent, upon a team A bunch of fellows with no esteem Stickers here, stickers there A complex with no thoroughfare the world of the P to the AFC The sound of nothing, a silence deathly |
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Earwegoagain
Posts : 12371 Join date : 2017-09-09
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:56 pm | |
| A caramel pig once sat on the throne Sweet little piggy sat all alone Thinking the thoughts permitted by brains And drinking the quarts on British Rail trains
Anonymous stolen from Spoonbill generator. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri May 01, 2020 10:30 pm | |
| WHY SO MANY DEAD DEAD AGAINST RETURNING TO WORK ITS AS IF 48000 IS A SUITABLE REASON TO SHIRK
Captain Tom Fooking Moore Did a walk WHERE WE U IN THA WOR?!!! Pasoti or Argyle Talk?
Just you fookin wait Til they're pretending to find it strange When this pales into insignificance When the planet BURNS TO A CRISP due to climate change
I fore one refuse to believe That poetry raind here died ait Just cos the Lord of Kingsbridge castles (not a prick) Got a fookun life until lockdain proliferated itself upon global society due to pandemic |
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Les Miserable
Posts : 7510 Join date : 2014-03-30
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri May 01, 2020 11:27 pm | |
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Rickler
Posts : 6529 Join date : 2011-05-10 Location : Inside the mind...
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat May 02, 2020 5:36 am | |
| - Les Miserable wrote:
- Bit rusty mock.
Trusty Mock wit. |
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zyph
Posts : 13346 Join date : 2014-03-02 Age : 85
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat May 02, 2020 8:44 am | |
| A poem for such times as now....by Edgar A Guest from his book of poems....'A Heap o' Livin' 1916.
None knows the day that friends must part, None knows how near is sorrow, If there be laughter in your heart, Don't hold it for tomorrow, Smile all the smiles you can today, Grief waits for all along the way.
Today is ours for joy and mirth, We may be sad tomorrow, Then let us sing for all we're worth, Nor give a thought to sorrow. None knows what lies along the way, Let's smile what smiles we can today.
I know the West Country is doing quite well with Covid-19.and that great. But here in NW Kent on the edges of Greater London we are very aware that thousands have died within 20 miles of here...and we all know someone caught up in this horror... and that makes you keep to the requested rules to stay indoors and protect the NHS and therefore save lives.
Sermon over. |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14996 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Tue May 05, 2020 7:29 pm | |
| Kinel, a blast from the proverbial, thank you Mocky C for resurrecting this one. _______________________________________ COYG!
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14996 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri May 08, 2020 7:14 pm | |
| There once was a PM de Pfeffel , Whose judgement was quite fecking awful, He lifted the lock, Cos he didn't give a fock, His immunity made if quite lawful. _______________________________________ COYG!
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Les Miserable
Posts : 7510 Join date : 2014-03-30
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:26 am | |
| No derbies at Christmas in the just released fixtures Angry is angry at Muriel and her sisters The big screen points right t'ward ol' brenties fine legacy While the bheys in the zoo twist and turn to see anything Pre season has started, it's still fecking June Freathys prediction ... we'll be relegated soon The Shoemaker did passeth his ufo course He's after a player called Roswell said a source So let's see where we are when the bell tolls next may And keep this thread going on this fine poets day ... |
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:57 pm | |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14996 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jun 24, 2022 6:38 pm | |
| Oh to be a Pilgrim, Now that friday's here, A cheese and onion Oggy, A pint of foaming beer. _______________________________________ COYG!
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Dog Bone Malone
Posts : 1148 Join date : 2020-04-28 Location : Bluesville, Jannerbama
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:29 am | |
| My doggy's old So am I What's for tea love Cottage pie |
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Dog Bone Malone
Posts : 1148 Join date : 2020-04-28 Location : Bluesville, Jannerbama
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Aug 19, 2022 4:32 pm | |
| Honk honk I've got work tonight All weekend as well Tourists driving fast and shite The M5 will be hell Soon I'll be in Avonmouth Hawaii of the north Then I'm back in cornwall Where I'll finish then clock orf |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14996 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Aug 19, 2022 6:26 pm | |
| Fill the sea with tory turds, Fill the rivers too, We don't need those silly rules, Since we left EU. _______________________________________ COYG!
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Earwegoagain
Posts : 12371 Join date : 2017-09-09
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Aug 19, 2022 8:47 pm | |
| Brexit bores, Brexit bores, giving us, Brexit snores. |
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Dog Bone Malone
Posts : 1148 Join date : 2020-04-28 Location : Bluesville, Jannerbama
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:20 pm | |
| Hooray Hooray A nice bank holiday I'm working, which is pants Enjoy it all, you kants. |
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