General Election Countdown who is going to win

Jim Murphy looking seriously miserable.

Conservatives successfully defend a majority of 54 in Warwickshire North.

Moor View count slow going- result likely to be announced at 5am.

Jim Murphy (Big Labour Scottish Beast) ousted by SNP.

From a Labour point of view, almost everything that could go wrong has gone wrong.

SNP clean sweep of Scotland on the cards.

Astonishing.

Scotland has stuffed Labour. The gains/ losses in England/ Wales to the Tories are minimal. Whether labour can gain a few more LD seats remains to be seen.

Tories gain Vale of Clwyd from Labour with 237 majority.

How to win an election: nationalism. That always turns out brilliantly here in Europe doesn't it?

Well done to the Scottish National Party and the English National Party Conservatives.

Big increase in Chuka Umunna's majority. Good for him. Next Labour leader?

I'm still hanging in, looks as though Douglas Carswell will be a bit lonely in the House, UKIP getting a fair lump of votes but no seats, the LimpDim guy got just 80 votes in Castle Point.

LD's hold Westmorland & Lonsdale

Lord Tisdale wrote:

I'm still hanging in, looks as though Douglas Carswell will be a bit lonely in the House, UKIP getting a fair lump of votes but no seats, the LimpDim guy got just 80 votes in Castle Point.

BBC suggesting UKIP may have a chance in Thurrock, but targeted Eastleigh seat possibly going to Tories.

Lord Tisdale wrote:

I'm still hanging in, looks as though Douglas Carswell will be a bit lonely in the House, UKIP getting a fair lump of votes but no seats, the LimpDim guy got just 80 votes in Castle Point.

I think they'll win in Thurrock. Diane James thinks Nigel will win - nobody else seems to.

George Galloway's gone.

Exeter result to be announced soon.

LT- is Dagenham and Rainham your ward? Held by labour.

LD minister Ed Davey gone.

Lib Dem Ed Davey (Energy Secretary) ousted by Tory in Kingston.

Looks like Clacton is going to be the only UKIP seat.

Glasgow NE- apparently a strong Labour seat- 39% swing to SNP

Chemical Ali wrote:

Lord Tisdale wrote:

I'm still hanging in, looks as though Douglas Carswell will be a bit lonely in the House, UKIP getting a fair lump of votes but no seats, the LimpDim guy got just 80 votes in Castle Point.

BBC suggesting UKIP may have a chance in Thurrock, but targeted Eastleigh seat possibly going to Tories.

I went over there today for a little play, the local guy has just text me to say they think they have lost to the Tory in a very tight race.

George Galloway reported to police by returning officer for retweeting an exit poll.

Chemical Ali wrote:

LT- is Dagenham and Rainham your ward? Held by labour.

It was always Nools rant that I lived in Dagenham just because him and his pet wanker Dave Floyd could look up the server I went through, I actually live in Brentwood and Ongar where Eric "fat pig Yaaarkshire wanker" Pickles will piss home.

I gave the English Dem chap a sympathy vote as the local Kipper is also a Tory Tosser.

Cruddas won Dag as the Kipper and Tory shared enough votes for one of them to have beaten him, I am thinking 90%+ of English seats will be unchanged.

Won't be a SNP whitewash in Scotland as Lib Dems hold Orkney & Shetland.