Webby speaking....

Have just seen on the Argyle website that our dear 'president' is to address the Argyle fans at just after 14:30....

Good i will get there for 2.55 then
The self rightcious prick should be finished by then

Please tell me this is a joke

This would be taking Avivaness to a new level. Utterly embarrassing dontchafink ?

Bit late with that news been on here in another thread for days

Surely the club can't actually believe the vast majority of Argo fans take webb seriously? And what qualifies this individual to 'address' Argo fans? Anyway, one day brent, webb et al will be be gone and we can be a proper club again and not a pathetic joke. We should live for that better day.

BRENT OUT NOW

From the "he's back" thread.

Dougie wrote:

ve had early sight of his message (with side notes)

Dear Forza Verde, Players Wife and Girlfriends (make sure I'm standing with legs apart thrusting forward from the groin)

Welcome to Wembury - I mean Wembley (the thick locals will love that one - Josh Widdecombe would be proud - make sure I grin my best winning grin so everyone knows its a joke)

We all know we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my motivational speeches that Derek insist I give the team before every game (allow for applause and fans singing 'there is only one The Chris Webb').  And lets not forget that during administration I stood next to the electric meter feeding it with 10p's from my own back pocket and so I singlehandedly and literally didn't let the lights go out at Home Park (allow time for shot of me standing next to Tom Daley and a gold electricity meter to be shown of the big screen - hope the guys and girls in the crowd like effort I went to to squeeze into a pair of Tom's budgie smugglers for the photoshoot)

As you all know I am Argyle's longest serving fan and have been a face on the terraces since mid 2011 (big screen shows shot of me ejecting longserving fans from there seats on the Devonport End surrounded by kids from the forza verde preschool)

I know you some of you have made the long trip here from all parts of the globe and I myself have travelled all the way from Windsor and would love just to soak up the atmosphere without hearing from me.  But listen - you don't think I'm going to pass up this career enhancing (wave to CWU executive board in the royal box that I got tickets for) once in a lifetime opportunity do you - that would go against everything I've done so far for the greater good of me.

Please before the players come onto the pitch and before I go to meet Tony Wrathall (never say never) and the rest of the board in hospitality being served by minimum wage lackeys join me in a rousing rendition of the greatest of greates Argyle songs 'We'll keep the red flag flying here' (be sure to apologise to Johnny Mercer for that one - don't what the next cheque to go missing in the post - not that anything like that happens due those fine posteys working an 80 hour week whilst I'm swanning round the country on expenses)

Yours forever green (unless I can get comps for a Tottenham game or something)

(pause - look round the stadium as men women and children cry with unbridled emotion into their Argyle/The The Chris Webb half and half scarves)

it sounded some z list arthur scargill right down to the jabby finger. nobody was listening. I hope it wasn't on sky it would have been embarrassing for the club an city. the club was saved to went end. did he not realise the club we were playing against had achieved 9 promotion since their collapse whilst had one (and now two) playoff appearances to show for a the presidents hard work and firsts in football. why he choose to come out of his self enforced solitude (when was his presidents progress last updated) is anyone's guess but the fact he'd swapped his button up polo shirt for a suit and tie suggest that prawns with to you were in his immediate future

he will disappear now the club has nothing or him to fleece off now.

Did anyone hear what th thick twat was saying? The PA system was naff

Fortunately nothing was heard and no mention was made on tele.

No doubt a campaign to boycott Sky will now be started.

Was it piped into the dressing room ?
When I saw the emotion of the trust run Wimbledon today, back from the dead, juxta opposed to Brent's speculating Argyle, it said everything. So many people trying to feed off our local football club for their own interests. They deserve each other.

We re a joke club im afraid.

Plebb got what he wanted today, all eyes on him.

He's using Argyle for his own needs, he doesn't even know who Garry Nelson is ffs

Where is that mentioned?

Wonder what may have been if Pursey hadn't left.

He wouldn't have feckin led down waiting for the ball to come to his head for their 1st.

I was booing him all the way through his crap. I was asked why by someone behind me because 'he is Argyle.'

My answer was 'no he is the club president and if you want to know what he is, then try going online and find out.'

Wow that must have reality inspired them . Well done president

Couldn't hear him anyway!!!

He was doing some radio comms, Sparks or whoever was commentating said eh Chris doesnt that remind of Garry Nelson..
Silence was Plebb... long silence...

Didn't hear a word of it, maybe his top button was too tight.

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

I was booing him all the way through his crap. I was asked why by someone behind me because 'he is Argyle.'

My answer was 'no he is the club president and if you want to know what he is, then try going online and find out.'

Pafcintheplace wrote:

Did anyone hear what th thick twat was saying? The PA system was naff

He definitely mentioned the "Janner nation".

Utterly cringeworthy

Janner nation?

Feckin cringeworthy. By all means have the president of the club address the fans but for feck sake try and make it inspirational and not cringeworthy nonsense.

Is it on YouTube yet?

Why can't he just feck off? I don't want to go and watch my club play to sit through this egotistical naraccist show off in front of thousands of people.