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I'm hearing that Dane Bunney has resigned as manager of Cullompton in the wake of their narrow defeat at Newquay yeasterday (11-0, I believe).

That means he'll have more time on his hands for his childlike attacks on this site. #sogladI'mnotaModanymore

Andy_Symons wrote:

I'm hearing that Dane Bunney has resigned as manager of Cullompton in the wake of their narrow defeat at Newquay yeasterday (11-0, I believe).

That means he'll have more time on his hands for his childlike attacks on this site. #sogladI'mnotaModanymore

It's a shame he's deleted his account as he gave some cracking quotes earlier this year about how good a manager he is.

A Managers lot can turn very quickly. If only he'd lost 9-0 then he may still have a job today.

Taking a quick peek at the SW peninsula league website, Cullompton aren't having the best of seasons. a 1-8 home defeat to Saltash stands out. Second from bottom with a form guide that reads like one of Jock's horseracing tips. SImilar performances when he was Ron Manager at Millbrook and Ottery, though.

Still, I remember one evening last summer as I waited to go into bat for the Green Taverners, listening to Bunney banging on about what a crap manager Paul Sturrock was, and how he (Bunney) could teach him (Sturrock) a thing or two. His flounce when I told him what a bunch of bollox he was talking was one of the highlights of that cricket season for me.

And one of my favourite quotes from one of the Cornish Football messageboards was : "Dane Bunney? He can't even manage a healthy diet, never mind a football team."

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

Andy_Symons wrote:

I'm hearing that Dane Bunney has resigned as manager of Cullompton in the wake of their narrow defeat at Newquay yeasterday (11-0, I believe).

That means he'll have more time on his hands for his childlike attacks on this site. #sogladI'mnotaModanymore

We have a cunning plan!

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Andy_Symons wrote:

I'm hearing that Dane Bunney has resigned as manager of Cullompton in the wake of their narrow defeat at Newquay yeasterday (11-0, I believe).

That means he'll have more time on his hands for his childlike attacks on this site. #sogladI'mnotaModanymore

Fear not Andy, from this moment forth anybody who requests deletion cannot return to the forum for 10 years.

Can't even manage a healthy diet!

11-0 christ thats bad!!!

PunchieGade?

How many other accounts has he got though, just a thought

Resigned before he was sacked. He was regarded as a fat pig who knew nothing about football and just talked about Man Utd all the time.

The Red Star wrote:

Resigned before he was sacked. He was regarded as a fat pig who knew nothing about football and just talked about Man Utd all the time.

We still talking about Dane, or someone else?...............

Yea Man wrote:

The Red Star wrote:

Resigned before he was sacked. He was regarded as a fat pig who knew nothing about football and just talked about Man Utd all the time.

We still talking about Dane, or someone else?...............

Similarities are amazing arent they.

The team wanted him out after the first training session I am reliably informed.

Yea Man wrote:

The Red Star wrote:

Resigned before he was sacked. He was regarded as a fat pig who knew nothing about football and just talked about Man Utd all the time.

We still talking about Dane, or someone else?...............

Made i larf yea man lol.

You'd think if he put in event half the amount of effort at being a manager as he does at being an online cybertwat, the scoreline might not have been in double figures.

HBLC wrote:

You'd think if he put in event half the amount of effort at being a manager as he does at being an online cybertwat, the scoreline might not have been in double figures.

Zackly. I actually thought he might give up all the crap but the hack earlier was definitely someone involved in the spoof site and I know who my money's on.

Greenjock wrote:

but the hack earlier was definitely someone involved in the spoof site and I know who my money's on.

Jock, How did you deduce that? And who exactly?

He'd be England manager by now if he put as much effort into learning how to be a manager

Rickler wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

but the hack earlier was definitely someone involved in the spoof site and I know who my money's on.

Jock, How did you deduce that? And who exactly?

I thought ADHD was used on the spoof site? Maybe not.

Whoever it was has posted on here before because I recognised the style or phrases used. I highly doubt it's Ian Newell. He gets blamed for most things but I can't see it being him.

Dane Bunney would be my guess as he's just lost his manager's job and it's the kind of thing he does for kicks.

To tell you the truth I don't care who it was. All a bit sad really. I guess Cerbs will get mentioned as he's a former mod and has had his disagreements with some on here, but I don't think he would bother.

Some people should utilise their skills for something more constructive than trying to disrupt this site but it appears it gives them the horn.

The only poster I've seen using the phrase ADHD when referring to this site is our old mate Ghost.

Ah well I knew I'd seen it used somewhere.

TIMMY must have too much time on his hands, as well as his cock in them.

TIMMY THE TUGGER?

The Red Star wrote:

Yea Man wrote:

The Red Star wrote:

Resigned before he was sacked. He was regarded as a fat pig who knew nothing about football and just talked about Man Utd all the time.

We still talking about Dane, or someone else?...............

Similarities are amazing arent they.

The team wanted him out after the first training session I am reliably informed.

And again...are we talking about Dane, or someone else?