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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 28 Nov 2014, 15:56

(To the tune of Robin Hood) TM Tiger Tone


Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone, Tiger Fooking Tone,
Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone, Goes on and Fooking on,
Tiger Fooking Tone,
Goes On and Fooking On,
Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone,

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 06:52

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
just like the one's we always get
With rain and puddles
and present muddles
as you go shopping in the wet
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 08:56

Are you Freathy in disguise?
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 10:25

alannotivvy wrote:
Are you Freathy in disguise?

Keep on subject or the seadog will using his rod on you
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 13:28

To the man who hears the Janner sirens wail
To the man who's tyres are full of nails
To the man with a million posts on Twitter
To the man with a million photos on Flickr
To the man who's on a Rickler hunt
You deluded, nauseating, bullying ....
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 14:50

Take a bow, Dick 'clap clap clap' cheers   Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 16:29

crimbo cards ahoy,
crimbo cards ahoy,
the pigs a twat,
crimbo cards will be ahoy..soon
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 19:18

To the tune of Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

Tomorrow we play in the cup,
I just can't be arsed to go up.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 05 Dec 2014, 23:19

O Little Town of Bethlehem : Lyrics

O little town of Excretia
How carp your football is
Above thy deep and broken sleep
The big clubs sail on by
Yet in thy dark Sid James Park
The fans are full of sheite
The truth and fears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight

For Argyle play in the cup
And you just watch and stare
While your fans wish the Argyle dish
The cup up to their fans
Our players strive and score the goals
Proclaim the FA Cup
And praises sing to Shezz the King
Lets pith on those up the road.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptySat 06 Dec 2014, 03:48

Dick Trickle wrote:
To the man who hears the Janner sirens wail
To the man who's tyres are full of nails
To the man with a million posts on Twitter
To the man with a million photos on Flickr
To the man who's on a Rickler hunt
You deluded, nauseating, bullying ....

laugh
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptySat 06 Dec 2014, 03:59

Dick Trickle wrote:
To the man who hears the Janner sirens wail
To the man who's tyres are full of nails
To the man with a million posts on Twitter
To the man with a million photos on Flickr
To the man who's on a Rickler hunt
You deluded, nauseating, bullying ....

Runt?


Classic Mr. Trickle.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 19 Dec 2014, 09:18

This one for POI and his dog


My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.
And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 19 Dec 2014, 10:43

Tgwu wrote:
This one for POI and his dog


My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.
And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 19 Dec 2014, 10:48

OMG I've done my back in
Xmas time boss thinks I'm slacking
I kid you not I cannot move
For me this year no xmas grooves
Hot water bottles on my back
Lots of Daniels, namely Jack
lot's of Codeine prescribed by doc
Xmas this year couldn't give a Fok

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 19 Dec 2014, 11:32

Driving home for Christmas,
Why not take a pic,
If the coppers catch you,
It's Christmas in the Nick.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 19 Dec 2014, 11:49

The seadog's comin' home again,
He likes a bit of Muff,
A wench in every port he says,
I heard he was a puff,
He likes a bit of stuffin'
But does he like the bird?
Maybe a little bit of both,
It's shocking what I've heard Shocked

Welcome back salty, Merry Christmas santa
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 02 Jan 2015, 23:34

Oh dannyboy(75) oh dannyboy 
Where have you been
ATD has been waiting for you
We hope you have not been deleted from positi
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 02 Jan 2015, 23:50

Thought I'd have a gander,
At the old poetry thread,
Kinel it's nearly midnight,
I'm off to bed instead.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 09 Jan 2015, 15:22

A sombre note this week,
Disgruntled psychos take a God's name in vain,
To avenge perceived blasphemy,
It's a strange world, init?

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 09 Jan 2015, 16:10

Where's the emotion?
Where's the anger?
Minimum wages
Put people in danger.
Fill the streets,
Shout and roar,
I'm all right Jack,
Ladder up,
Close the door.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 09 Jan 2015, 18:25

Car is fecked
fed up reading manuals
Wifey pass my favorite glass
I'm going for jack Daniels.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 09 Jan 2015, 20:10

There's trouble at the rugger,
The Farquars are all broke,
Not quite so you bugger,
Results have been a joke,
They've stopped coming to the matches,
And spending all their dosh,
Deserting in their batches,
Giles, Rupert and posh Josh,
They loved to quaff the champers,
Smoked salmon's on their list,
Get back in their Range Rovers,
And drive home three parts pissed.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 09 Jan 2015, 22:47

Santa has been
Santa has gone
And all we have seen
Is this stupid song ...


Oh and 1 point.
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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 16 Jan 2015, 00:46

Dreaming

Floating

Screaming

Silently

Must Sleep More

Cannot sleep less

All work and no play, makes Mocky C a dull pseudonym.

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PostSubject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread   The Friday Poetry Thread - Page 30 EmptyFri 16 Jan 2015, 05:21

Friday comes round one more time
Thought I'd write a little rhyme
any more is up you
so this little bit will have to do.
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