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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:56 pm | |
| (To the tune of Robin Hood) TM Tiger Tone
Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone, Tiger Fooking Tone, Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone, Goes on and Fooking on, Tiger Fooking Tone, Goes On and Fooking On, Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone, Tiger Tone,
_______________________________________ COYG!
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pepsipete
Posts : 14772 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 86 Location : Ivybridge
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:52 am | |
| I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas just like the one's we always get With rain and puddles and present muddles as you go shopping in the wet |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:56 am | |
| Are you Freathy in disguise? |
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Tgwu
Posts : 14773 Join date : 2011-12-11 Location : Central Park (most days)
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:25 am | |
| - alannotivvy wrote:
- Are you Freathy in disguise?
Keep on subject or the seadog will using his rod on you |
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Dick Trickle
Posts : 2622 Join date : 2014-02-15
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:28 pm | |
| To the man who hears the Janner sirens wail To the man who's tyres are full of nails To the man with a million posts on Twitter To the man with a million photos on Flickr To the man who's on a Rickler hunt You deluded, nauseating, bullying .... |
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Czarcasm
Posts : 10244 Join date : 2011-10-23
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:29 pm | |
| crimbo cards ahoy, crimbo cards ahoy, the pigs a twat, crimbo cards will be ahoy..soon |
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AstiSpumante
Posts : 3235 Join date : 2014-09-25
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:18 pm | |
| To the tune of Vivaldi's Four Seasons.
Tomorrow we play in the cup, I just can't be arsed to go up. |
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tigertony
Posts : 2406 Join date : 2012-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:19 pm | |
| O Little Town of Bethlehem : Lyrics
O little town of Excretia How carp your football is Above thy deep and broken sleep The big clubs sail on by Yet in thy dark Sid James Park The fans are full of sheite The truth and fears of all the years Are met in thee tonight
For Argyle play in the cup And you just watch and stare While your fans wish the Argyle dish The cup up to their fans Our players strive and score the goals Proclaim the FA Cup And praises sing to Shezz the King Lets pith on those up the road. |
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Tringreen
Posts : 10916 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 74 Location : Tring
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Rickler
Posts : 6528 Join date : 2011-05-10 Location : Inside the mind...
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Sat Dec 06, 2014 3:59 am | |
| - Dick Trickle wrote:
- To the man who hears the Janner sirens wail
To the man who's tyres are full of nails To the man with a million posts on Twitter To the man with a million photos on Flickr To the man who's on a Rickler hunt You deluded, nauseating, bullying .... Runt? Classic Mr. Trickle. |
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Tgwu
Posts : 14773 Join date : 2011-12-11 Location : Central Park (most days)
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:18 am | |
| This one for POI and his dog
My long-eared dog is very sweet. He loves to lick my stinky feet. And that is why I’d use my mace before I’d let her lick my face. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:48 am | |
| OMG I've done my back in Xmas time boss thinks I'm slacking I kid you not I cannot move For me this year no xmas grooves Hot water bottles on my back Lots of Daniels, namely Jack lot's of Codeine prescribed by doc Xmas this year couldn't give a Fok
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:32 am | |
| Driving home for Christmas, Why not take a pic, If the coppers catch you, It's Christmas in the Nick. _______________________________________ COYG!
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AstiSpumante
Posts : 3235 Join date : 2014-09-25
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:49 am | |
| The seadog's comin' home again, He likes a bit of Muff, A wench in every port he says, I heard he was a puff, He likes a bit of stuffin' But does he like the bird? Maybe a little bit of both, It's shocking what I've heard Welcome back salty, Merry Christmas |
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Tgwu
Posts : 14773 Join date : 2011-12-11 Location : Central Park (most days)
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:34 pm | |
| Oh dannyboy(75) oh dannyboy Where have you been ATD has been waiting for you We hope you have not been deleted from positi |
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:50 pm | |
| Thought I'd have a gander, At the old poetry thread, Kinel it's nearly midnight, I'm off to bed instead. _______________________________________ COYG!
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seadog Admin
Posts : 14990 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 65 Location : @home or on the piss
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:22 pm | |
| A sombre note this week, Disgruntled psychos take a God's name in vain, To avenge perceived blasphemy, It's a strange world, init? _______________________________________ COYG!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:10 pm | |
| Where's the emotion? Where's the anger? Minimum wages Put people in danger. Fill the streets, Shout and roar, I'm all right Jack, Ladder up, Close the door. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:25 pm | |
| Car is fecked fed up reading manuals Wifey pass my favorite glass I'm going for jack Daniels. |
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AstiSpumante
Posts : 3235 Join date : 2014-09-25
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:10 pm | |
| There's trouble at the rugger, The Farquars are all broke, Not quite so you bugger, Results have been a joke, They've stopped coming to the matches, And spending all their dosh, Deserting in their batches, Giles, Rupert and posh Josh, They loved to quaff the champers, Smoked salmon's on their list, Get back in their Range Rovers, And drive home three parts pissed.
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tigertony
Posts : 2406 Join date : 2012-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:47 pm | |
| Santa has been Santa has gone And all we have seen Is this stupid song ...
Oh and 1 point. |
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Mock Cuncher
Posts : 5189 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 103 Location : Kingsbridge Castles
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:46 am | |
| Dreaming Floating Screaming Silently Must Sleep More Cannot sleep less All work and no play, makes Mocky C a dull pseudonym. |
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pepsipete
Posts : 14772 Join date : 2011-05-11 Age : 86 Location : Ivybridge
| Subject: Re: The Friday Poetry Thread Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:21 am | |
| Friday comes round one more time Thought I'd write a little rhyme any more is up you so this little bit will have to do.
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