David Cameron and the pig

Shagging pigs now.

And you thought Corbyn was bad..

Anyone able to translate this?

Pig Gate.

A serialised book via Lord Ashcroft due out next month will say that for an initiation ceremony at Oxford David Cameron stuck his cock into a dead pigs mouth. Apparently there is also photo evidence of this.

Tories are on Twitter trying to defend Cameron getting a blowie from a dead porker. Hilarious.

#hameron

Cue jokes about Cameron, members of the porcine family and oral sex.

Bullingdon club initiation ceremony or something. Whether cameron has had relations with a pig's head is neither here nor there as far as I'm concerned. I'm more concerned with the fact cameron is a useless twat.

Dont know why everyone is surprised typicial initiation ceremony..for the upper class tory twats of the public school system..proberly got bummed in the showers as well.

Cameron shagged Newell?

The Daily Mash

Dick Trickle wrote:

The Daily Mash

"I can't remember whether Id already heard this or just thought I had" love the mash.
There's also allegations that Camoron took drugs at Oxford, I don't reckon he took nearly enough drugs.

Iggy wrote:

Dick Trickle wrote:

The Daily Mash

"I can't remember whether Id already heard this or just thought I had" love the mash.
There's also allegations that Camoron took drugs at Oxford, I don't reckon he took nearly enough drugs.

That's cos Osborne got to them first.

Needed a lethal dose, the pair of em.

Apologies and showing contrition are an interesting subject. I fully understand the need for victims to receive contrition from convicted aggressors, and it is even influential in the level of sentence. Sadly, it is also used for political and theological reasons.

I don't hear any calls for the rabid right wing prime minister Cameron to apologise for his call to hang Nelson Mandela at roughly the same time, probably the most widely respected politician of the 20th century.
I've often wondered if the weather influences who is considered good, or bad in politics. Jezza's mighty lucky his beard is fashionable at the moment, or he'd me a terrorist by now.

Here it is...
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I imagine if this was Corbyn rather than Cameron we'd have days and days of coverage of this 'news' (insert joke about Dianne Abbott here).

Sir John Hawkins wrote:

Apologies and showing contrition are an interesting subject. I fully understand the need for victims to receive contrition from convicted aggressors, and it is even influential in the level of sentence. Sadly, it is also used for political and theological reasons.

I don't hear any calls for the rabid right wing prime minister Cameron to apologise for his call to hang Nelson Mandela at roughly the same time, probably the most widely respected politician of the 20th century.
I've often wondered if the weather influences who is considered good, or bad in politics. Jezza's mighty lucky his beard is fashionable at the moment, or he'd me a  terrorist by now.

Or taking a selfie at his funeral. Even Lord Tisdale would that offensive surely to feck?

Best news story ever? Possibly!

Let's have the best gags on this in one place.

David Hameron.

There's one to be going on with.

Bae of pigs.

There's another.

Fill yer boots.

Or having a good laugh in Parliament while cutting disability allowances.

Sty think he should be chopped, swill of the people innit-they will not ba-conned any longer by any more porkies.

Bestiality's best.

I wonder how they'll spin their way out of this one? After all you can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig.

My wife's a real Babe.

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Of course I won't come in your mouth!

check out twitter hastag is #piggate - twitter is absolutely killing it with this story.

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God bless phone-ins without a caller delay system

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Proper lol to that one!