Fans to give team talk at Hartlepool!

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I'll start, right I don't want to see anybody in the attacking half unless they're called Roobs, everybody else back behind the ball.

I dread to think what they are saying on pasoti or what drivel plebb is going to come out with to mark this.

Are they really going to have players read that crap before a game?

Would " win you fookin bunch of losers" be considered an appropriate team talk?

(start ait strong and shouty to get their attention)

HEAR THEE, HEAR THEE, MEN OF THE ARGYLE:

THE ENEMY WAS AT THE GATES OF KINGSBRIDGE CASTLES: WE DROVE THEM BACK! WE SHOWED UNITY! WE WERE STRONG! OUR STRENGTH AND BELIEF IN YOUR FEUDAL LORD WAS VINDICATED! WE HAD THE HEADS OF THE DISAFFECTED ALOFT A PIKE OF THE KEEP! THEY CAME, THEY SAW, THEY WERE OBLITERATED! AND NOW WE FACE OUR SECOND TEST.

THIS HARTLEPOOL OUTFIT ARE FOOKING SHIT AS FOOK (FSAF FFS)! WE'VE PLAYED MANY FSAF TEAMS ALREADY, BUT THIS LOT TAKE THE SHITBISCUIT! THEY ARE A FOOKIN BASKETCASE EMBARRASSMENT OF A CLUB. THEY'RE ROCK BOTTOM OF THE SHITTEST LEAGUE IN THE COUNTRY!

(then I'll go all hushed)

Tactics, then lads. We're gonna fookin rush them. Get straight in their FSAF faces and wipe them off the map. Squash them like miserable ants. Swat them aside like wingless flies.

(build up to a crescendo)

We'll have too much for this mob. We're PLYMUFF. PLYMUFF ARGO FFS. How can a FSAF FFS side like Hartlepool expect to live with us?! We're green. We are the CLUB THAT WOULD NOT DIE. THE CLUB WHICH LET LOOSE THE HOGS OF WOR. WE. ARE. PLIMUUUFFFF!!!! STRIPES ARE BACK!!!

(then watch as a pumped-up, jumped up little oik like Aaron Bentley goes mental and gets sent off for knawing the Hartlepool keeper's face off the first corner we get)

President Plebb speech will rip off this word for word.... except change scottish references for argyle and william wallace for his name...

Mock Cuncher wrote:

(start ait strong and shouty to get their attention)

HEAR THEE, HEAR THEE, MEN OF THE ARGYLE:

THE ENEMY WAS AT THE GATES OF KINGSBRIDGE CASTLES: WE DROVE THEM BACK! WE SHOWED UNITY! WE WERE STRONG! OUR STRENGTH AND BELIEF IN YOUR FEUDAL LORD WAS VINDICATED! WE HAD THE HEADS OF THE DISAFFECTED ALOFT A PIKE OF THE KEEP! THEY CAME, THEY SAW, THEY WERE OBLITERATED! AND NOW WE FACE OUR SECOND TEST.

THIS HARTLEPOOL OUTFIT ARE FOOKING SHIT AS FOOK (FSAF FFS)! WE'VE PLAYED MANY FSAF TEAMS ALREADY, BUT THIS LOT TAKE THE SHITBISCUIT! THEY ARE A FOOKIN BASKETCASE EMBARRASSMENT OF A CLUB. THEY'RE ROCK BOTTOM OF THE SHITTEST LEAGUE IN THE COUNTRY!

(then I'll go all hushed)

Tactics, then lads. We're gonna fookin rush them. Get straight in their FSAF faces and wipe them off the map. Squash them like miserable ants. Swat them aside like wingless flies.

(build up to a crescendo)

We'll have too much for this mob. We're PLYMUFF. PLYMUFF ARGO FFS. How can a FSAF FFS side like Hartlepool expect to live with us?! We're green. We are the CLUB THAT WOULD NOT DIE. THE CLUB WHICH LET LOOSE THE HOGS OF WOR. WE. ARE. PLIMUUUFFFF!!!! STRIPES ARE BACK!!!

(then watch as a pumped-up, jumped up little oik like Aaron Bentley goes mental and gets sent off for knawing the Hartlepool keeper's face off the first corner we get)

Genius

"Hogs of war"

Mock Cuncher wrote:

(start ait strong and shouty to get their attention)

HEAR THEE, HEAR THEE, MEN OF THE ARGYLE:

THE ENEMY WAS AT THE GATES OF KINGSBRIDGE CASTLES: WE DROVE THEM BACK! WE SHOWED UNITY! WE WERE STRONG! OUR STRENGTH AND BELIEF IN YOUR FEUDAL LORD WAS VINDICATED! WE HAD THE HEADS OF THE DISAFFECTED ALOFT A PIKE OF THE KEEP! THEY CAME, THEY SAW, THEY WERE OBLITERATED! AND NOW WE FACE OUR SECOND TEST.

THIS HARTLEPOOL OUTFIT ARE FOOKING SHIT AS FOOK (FSAF FFS)! WE'VE PLAYED MANY FSAF TEAMS ALREADY, BUT THIS LOT TAKE THE SHITBISCUIT! THEY ARE A FOOKIN BASKETCASE EMBARRASSMENT OF A CLUB. THEY'RE ROCK BOTTOM OF THE SHITTEST LEAGUE IN THE COUNTRY!

(then I'll go all hushed)

Tactics, then lads. We're gonna fookin rush them. Get straight in their FSAF faces and wipe them off the map. Squash them like miserable ants. Swat them aside like wingless flies.

(build up to a crescendo)

We'll have too much for this mob. We're PLYMUFF. PLYMUFF ARGO FFS. How can a FSAF FFS side like Hartlepool expect to live with us?! We're green. We are the CLUB THAT WOULD NOT DIE. THE CLUB WHICH LET LOOSE THE HOGS OF WOR. WE. ARE. PLIMUUUFFFF!!!! STRIPES ARE BACK!!!

(then watch as a pumped-up, jumped up little oik like Aaron Bentley goes mental and gets sent off for knawing the Hartlepool keeper's face off the first corner we get)

it's g-nawing not k-nawing FCOL WAFD

I think most of us gnew that FFS!

FCS!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] lol scourced straight out of the book of plebb lol

All they left off was we the green army will suck you off for pasties if you beat hartlepool.

This would be my version

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That embarrassing gumph has got Webb or Cowdrey stamped all over it.

Even though it's a 'not to be taken seriously' publicity stunt for the sponsor, I'm sure Shez will be delighted to be told how Cowdrey the fans would like him to to utilise Thomas.

Jesus feckin wept.

Czarcasm wrote:

That embarrassing gumph has got Webb or Cowdrey stamped all over it.

Even though it's a 'not to be taken seriously' publicity stunt for the sponsor, I'm sure Shez will be delighted to be told how Cowdrey the fans would like him to to utilise Thomas.

i hope he rips it up without reading it myself nothing like embrassing the mentality of some argyle fans with a letter you expect a child to write.

This is Cowdrey, forshore. It's common knowledge he gets a kick out of annoying people with his nickname twitter teamsheet.

"...first goal we want to see the Chicken dance."

Twaaaat.

Czarcasm wrote:

This is Cowdrey, forshore. It's common knowledge he gets a kick out of annoying people with his nickname  twitter teamsheet.

"...first goal we want to see the  Chicken dance."

Twaaaat.

Can the trust not tell the club how pathetic his approach to twitter is under the clubs umbrella. its like his jokes are for him toget and no one else he is an absolute tool.

In fact sod it i demand to speak to the ATD ambassador about this matter.

Give it some of this Shezza!!!!!

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Mock, that was genius.

Angry wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]  lol scourced straight out of the book of plebb lol

All they left off was we the green army will suck you off for pasties if you beat hartlepool.

'let's get players like Thomas on the ball as much as possible', jesus wept, he only ever comes on in the 86th minute if he's lucky!

Please come and acknowledge us when we manage to score against the worst team in English league football but don't worry if you're feckin shit and embarrassing because we'll still love you.

Sometimes people get what they deserve.

Angry wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]  lol scourced straight out of the book of plebb lol

All they left off was we the green army will suck you off for pasties if you beat hartlepool.

Beyond village I'm with Miserable Les, give 'em both barrels