Another Spoof Site

These parody sites are getting out of control.

http://www.thechriswebb.co.uk/

Whatever next? www.newelldoessalad.co.uk? Or maybe www.brentactuallybuildssomething.con?

what an arrogant prick that man is THE chris webb indeed FFS also nothing on that website suggests anything more than ego boosting and mates stroking it.

why not have greenman write a ref chris

I had meatballs for tea.   

What kind of (and excuse my language) knob uses "the" before their name?

"The" Chris Webb? I can't believe he's actually done that on purpose?  Shorely more appropriate would be summat like...

Chris Webb Esq. - Jamboy Extraordinaire. Purveyor of acute criticism deflection.

He could then link to the dozens of situations where he's admirably kept the flies off JB. Jobs a good'un.

what has he actually done since being president? apart from acting like jfk

I don't think I have ever read such a pile of bollocks in my entire life.
Who the feck does he think he is ? Henry Kissenger FFS!!

Speaker's for hire!! whatever next.

So glad I hadn't had my tea before reading that.

its nothing more than egotistical bollocks stroked by mates bias ref's.

what is he trying to sell here?

It is a spoof.

seadog wrote:

It is a spoof.

it looks too legit to be a spoof to me!

Can't fink why he didn't include some footage of im aaaaaactually speakin  

seadog wrote:

It is a spoof.

Must be...



IAN NEWELL, OWNER OF PASOTI & REGIONAL MANAGER, NORBERT DENTRESSANGLE said

"In 40 years of being in business I have met no one with the communication skills of Chris Webb. He seems to have the skill of saying what needs to be said and in what manner it should be presented and to whom and when. Also, his adeptness of using the correct medium, whether it be TV, radio or the newspapers is a joy to behold. Any person or company who decides to use Chris’s services will not be disappointed" -

Ian Newell, Owner of www.pasoti.co.uk and Regional Manager, Norbert Dentressangle


http://www.thechriswebb.co.uk/social-media

The art of self promotion is still alive then - the fact that Ridsdale has been included does it for me, like lobbing in a friggn grenade!!  

Truly laughable, perhaps we could all add our testimonials :-

"Chris is a janner oik, endowed with a degree of native cunning that has made him an expert in the leadership of campaigns of self advancement".

If you want a laugh, take a look at this little beauty. Complete with the nool selling GT badges, the Messiah talking of openness, transparancy , the gas board, bean head sayin wot ee finks and Kev providing the brooding muscle.

ps The GA looks more like Dad's Army.

http://www.greensonscreen.co.uk/randomdisplays/clubmeeting11/1/index.asp

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Jesus wept

Punchdrunk wrote:

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Same link ?

Greenman communications PLC. said,
Chris now offers guidance to Clubs and Supporters Trust on improving supporter relations.
LMFAO.
7000 Posts, must get out more.

"Chris has been heavily involved in campaigns such as Saving Plymouth Argyle Football Club, Keep the Post Public, #PlymouthDeservesBetter and many more."

Whether Argyle has been saved is, as yet, still unclear.

"Keep the post public" resulted in the post being privatised.

"#PlymouthDeservesBetter" has resulted in an alternative rail link being assessed as too expensive culminating in #PlymouthGetsTheSameOldSameOld.

And what are the "many more"?

What is he going to focus on next? Marriage counselling?

I know that most of us only know him through his internet activities, but is there any evidence (anywhere) that Web has any of the skills that he claims on his website?

"Aggressive, passionate and relentless is the style of Chris Webb. The results of his work speak for themselves."

Indeed.

Darren Purse's quote got taken down when all it said was this

It's not a spoof is it. Oh dear!!

It is definitely not a spoof