Calvary is coming to save the day :D

The Worlds Crappiest Striker is back!

look how far we've come:cheers:    

Fantastic news HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH

What is Calvary's scoring record like and who did he play for?

18 goals in 137 appearances! That's full-back returns not a bleddy striker.

If he plays again for us then we must be absolutely desperate.

Yup, you will know when Sheridan has finally given up, it'll be the day that he puts Chadwick in the team.

Well, he can't do any worse than the current lot, can he?

That's 18 more than our current strikeforce

Does anyone know if any of the fabulous 18 goals have been penalties? Or just deflections off his arse.

Can still remember that silky skilled run and deft touch into the our net for Everton - he looked the part that day, looks can be decieving however!! Jinkxed!!

And we can't even give him away

When he came back here he looked semi half decent and was actually trying to play well and scored a few goals. Since he was given a new contract he has simply gone back to be being the lazy little sh1 we couldnt wait to get rid off the first time.

The man is in tomorrow Argyle team

Tgwu wrote:

The man is in tomorrow Argyle team

i sang like this when i read this as did the whole argyle fanbase..

FWIW i would prefer these guys to be Forza nerde anyday of thw week

Moist_Von_Lipwig wrote:

Well, he can't do any worse than the current lot, can he?

Oh yes he can.....he has the ability to get sent off from the kick-off......that's what should have happened last season....not just before half-time.