Peggy's Mundane Thread

neighbours left 3 stinkin binbags in the hallway, dirty druggie twats....nice people normally

Been on a dump run. Only allowed to get rid of 6 bags of top soil a week. Got rid of 14 today.

Its not what you know but who!  

i had a dump run the other night 
 

hope you wiped your arse after

alannotivvy wrote:

i had a dump run the other night 
 

anything to do with scrumpy?

strangely yes !! and peanuts

I read that as peed nuts.

could be right there. although ive been told to be sober for a couple days.

Not a drinker but been trying pear cider and Henry Westons comes out on top but far from price wise. Tried H Westons cloudy apple scrumpy tonight and it tastes like cat piss. 

interesting, how do you know what cat's piss tastes like?

Just knew that was coming  

I know what cat food tastes like!

Yesterday I encountered not one but two people who recognised me from school. Not sure whether I'm pleased to have changed so little, or whether I'm frustrated that I'm so easy to spot.

Just as well I'm not a serial criminal, I suppose.

Started clearing out my email inboxes today. I do tend to let them get quite full.

Got bored halfway, so they're still quite full. But not as full as they were before.

Innit.

Went fishing today with the family. It pissed down and we caught nothing!

Try a rod and a worm next time mouldy. The kids tend to splash about too much when you dangle them off a hook.

 

I have to use a thick rope when I use the kids!

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

 

I have to use a thick rope when I use the kids!

What are you trying to catch........Kidpers.

The girl next door is making animal noises at her kid as she puts him into the car seat outside, it's giving me immoral thoughts, ggrrrrrr.

wrufff

alannotivvy's stair runner carpet seems to be fitted disproportionately to the left.

ZYPH wrote:

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

 

I have to use a thick rope when I use the kids!

What are you trying to catch........Kidpers.

Anything, except a cold!  

Pokesdown wrote:

alannotivvy's stair runner carpet seems to be fitted disproportionately to the left.

He is a socialist mind  

Greenjock wrote:

Pokesdown wrote:

alannotivvy's stair runner carpet seems to be fitted disproportionately to the left.

He is a socialist mind  

Ah, but like most people he is a socialist on the way down but a Tory on the way up.

Greenjock wrote:

Pokesdown wrote:

alannotivvy's stair runner carpet seems to be fitted disproportionately to the left.

He is a socialist mind  

 you beat me to it Jock. a nice big Commie flag at the top of the stairs,(usually winds people up), please note the STONE ROSES  second coming ticket as well:bounce: