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10 days to go, still standing by my prediction of a bunney born on easter sunday

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for Easter I hope you get your wish and all is ok

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Mine was born on Easter Sunday two years ago, also just over a week early!

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We had a few twinges a few days ago, but things seem to have gone all quiet the last 48 hours

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Dane. wrote:: We had a few twinges a few days ago, but things seem to have gone all quiet the last 48 hours

WE?

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Of course, i come out in sympathy and have twinges of my own. Very Happy

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When our first was born the midwife had to send me home as my stomach cramps where causing more problems than my wife's

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Happy Daze wrote:: When our first was born the midwife had to send me home as my stomach cramps where causing more problems than my wife's

I thought I was alright, but apparently I was as white as a sheet. pale

I put that down to having a good look at the 'business' end and knowing things were never going to be the same again... Sad

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I was given one job which was remember her red medical notes book but it was about 25 degrees on Easter Sunday and I was completed wasted and forgot Embarassed

So she was in agony and they couldn't start her unit I went 15 miles back home and got it. On the way back I had another smoke and was the most chilled out first time father ever.

Subject: Re: Baby watch Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:30 pm

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All in the best possible taste you understand.

Good luck with the baby Dane, mine are 28 and 26........

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Yellow to amber alert.

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Dane. wrote:: Yellow to amber alert.

Give her a gentle seeing to. That should move you from Amber to Red.

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Czarcasm wrote:

Dane. wrote:: Yellow to amber alert.

Give her a gentle seeing to. That should move you from Amber to Red.

Erm. Drive her around all the roads with speed bumps (potholes are a suitable alternative) while she eats a hot curry. When you get home, that's when you give her the gentle seeing to.

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Lots of old wife's tales here lol

Amber is flickering to red alert, long night ahead by the look of it.

Subject: Re: Baby watch Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:56 pm

Tell her to go dain the Vic, when she nips off ter the loo fer a number two she'll squeeze so hard she'll pop one ait like Sonia Jackson did.

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While playing her trumpet ?

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That Sonja's a slag tho innit?

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Baby boy born yesterday 2339

7ibs 15. Knackered now. Night night

Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:41 am

Congrats big dawg.

Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:48 am

Congratulations, what are you going to call him?

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Good news Dane

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Congratulations Dane and family

Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:08 am

Congrats and best wishes to you and your family Dane.

Subject: Re: Baby watch Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:48 am

Congratulations !

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Congratulations Dane and family

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