Baby watch

4 weeks to go till splash down.

However a few things today that have moved us onto amber alert.


diarrhea- known to occur a few days before going into labour

New tummy pains.


Messy business this pregnancy lark

What you are pregnant! Someone call the papers!

Of course I'm not.

Thank goodness for that!

Don't believe you, Dane. That denial was so quick you are clearly in denial.

I reckon she got him drunk and took advantage of him!

She might have touched his belly button.........

Ok we'll I did forget to take my pill for one day

Breeding like rabbits.

Arf Arf.

The situation does not warrent that sort of humour Greenskin

Dane. wrote:

4 weeks to go till splash down.

However a few things today that have moved us onto amber alert.


diarrhea- known to occur a few days before going into labour

New tummy pains.


Messy business this pregnancy lark

You got diahorrea? Was it brought on by Real Madrid and Chelsea?

My nipper's almost 2 now. Can't believe how grown up he is already.

Soon be old enough to send up the chimneys.

knecht wrote:

Soon be old enough to send up the chimneys.

Jock jnr and his crew the CSE (Chimney Sweep Element) on their way to a Fanfest to smash some fookin' heads...

Czarcasm wrote:

knecht wrote:

Soon be old enough to send up the chimneys.

Jock jnr and his crew the CSE (Chimney Sweep Element) on their way to a Fanfest to smash some fookin' heads...

Yeah bollocks to sweeping chimneys. There's more to be had from picking a pocket or two and fencing a bit of hooky gear.

Who is the posh one, at the back, with a boater.

pepsipete wrote:

Who is the posh one, at the back, with a boater.

That's Peter Jones's lovechild that is

My eldest starts secondary school this September.

pepsipete wrote:

Who is the posh one, at the back, with a boater.

They just let him tag along provided he keeps them supplied with budweiser and spliffs.

Highwayman wrote:

pepsipete wrote:

Who is the posh one, at the back, with a boater.

They just let him tag along provided he keeps them supplied with budweiser and spliffs.

He's also rebranding them. He feels that a nice snappy name like "Innovate" for the gang is far better than The CSE, and would reflect that they are actually much more than a bunch of scallywags, they are fast thinking and adaptable to whatever the situation throws up.

His idea of the boaters and braces hasn't been adopted by the rest of the gang as yet, which has led to some tension in the group, especially when he told one to toddle off and buy a United shirt if you're embarrassed by the new uniform.

when your woman has an excellent nights sleep the baby will arrive the next day !

seadog wrote:

The situation does not warrent that sort of humour Greenskin

Quite agree Seadog,i must bucking well stop making posts like that.

Greenskin wrote:

seadog wrote:

The situation does not warrent that sort of humour Greenskin

Quite agree Seadodg,i must bucking well stop making posts like that.

One can always make a pun even if one has to leveret it out of a situation.

No you can't have an account for your son/daughter.

curry and spunk, gets the baby born


or so my ma used to say...

2 and a bit weeks to go ,no sign yet