Robbie Williams Appreciation Thread

I'm starting this thread in recognition of the recent achievements of the ATD legend that is Robbie Williams - PAFC's top scorer this term. Feel free to leave your thoughts on the great man here

To get us rolling, I will start by saying this - stick your numerous sponsored players up your gaping behind Pasoti. The fat lad is doing us lot proud

Turning a joke thread in to something slightly serious - Robbie has done very well so far and is proving a lot of people wrong, defensively, he looks much better than Bhasera. He has scored a fantastic free kick and put away a late penalty, hopefully he will start on saturday. Berry and Robbie are the correct full backs to have

Pitbull wrote:

Turning a joke thread in to something slightly serious - Robbie has done very well so far and is proving a lot of people wrong, defensively, he looks much better than Bhasera. He has scored a fantastic free kick and put away a late penalty, hopefully he will start on saturday. Berry and Robbie are the correct full backs to have

Agreed - behind my attempt at witty appreciation of the guy, he has been by far our best player so far (albeit in a rather poor team)

If only the rest of them could start applying themselves like Mr Williams...

He's brilliant- give him some more pasties - Feed the Robbie and he will score

Oh Robbie
Your build reminds me of Bobby
But your free kicks
Put the dick into our dicks
Your speed on the turn
Makes your studs burn
When you're on the go
You make Usain look slow
Never forget though,hero of me
You owe it all to sponsorship by ATD

He's immense.

"Thank fug I'm not sponsored by PASOTI" was the main thought going through his fat head as he spunked that penalty in the bottom corner.

"spunked that penalty into the bottom corner" is a phrase you don't hear used often enough in my view. Not sure what kind of picture it cunjours up but it still should be used more often.

I've always thought he was a reasonable fullback despite his portly build. A bit slow but he does his job mostly. He has a shot which is decent like Wotton of old and you sort of expect a decent effort from him if he is given the chance. Good signing by ATD.

ATD leads, others follow. i am very glad he is ours, fine chap.

Greenskin wrote:

Oh Robbie
Your build reminds me of Bobby
But your free kicks
Put the dick into our dicks
Your speed on the turn
Makes your studs burn
When you're on the go
You make Usain look slow
Never forget though,hero of me
You owe it all to sponsorship by ATD

Havent seen this one on a song sheet, so hows it going to take off?

Get Chadwick, Feeney and the rest of the 'Banjo Brigade*' in for extra training - a masterclass overseen and mentored by ATD's sharp-shooter.

*a collective of strikers that couldn't hit a cows arse with one

2-0

Apart from being a bit on the slow side and carrying a bit of lumber always seems to do his job at a level expected at this level. Gotta love him. I'd have him on a mural anyday.

Dougie wrote:

Apart from being a bit on the slow side and carrying a bit of lumber always seems to do his job at a level expected at this level. Gotta love him. I'd have him on a mural anyday.

We would need a bigger stand first.

Frank Bullitt wrote:

Dougie wrote:

Apart from being a bit on the slow side and carrying a bit of lumber always seems to do his job at a level expected at this level. Gotta love him. I'd have him on a mural anyday.

We would need a bigger stand first.

and that's unlikely.

Goals:

Robbie Williams: 2

Mannone: 0
Mertesacker: 0
Vermaelen: 0
Jenkinson: 0
Gibbs: 0
Diaby: 0
Arteta: 0
Cazorla: 0
Ramsey: 0
Podolski: 0
Oxlade-Chamberlain: 0
Giroud: 0
Gervinho: 0
Walcott: 0

ROBBIE IS A MACHINE

isnt it about time we painted a postbox in his honor?

or failing that should we not have his picture in the banner as the REAL robbie williams?

This boy needs a mural or a flag at the least

He has the sponsorship of ATD, there is no greater honour.

Maybe we could design a T-Shirt with various slogans on it ("Stick your jamboys up your ass", "freaks and weirdos" etc) and Robbie can display it when he scores his next wonder goal.

Gareth and I formed the Robbie Williams Supervisory Board late last season.

We were happy to report that under our close scrutiny he shows much more talent than many fans give him credit for, reading the game very well, particularly when covering at centre back for crosses coming from the left.

Of course then he came on at Oxford on Saturday and with his first touch did the mother of all bad overhead kicks.

The question is whether for a more attacking threat we want Gorman on the left side with Bhasera, but you can't argue with Robbie's goals!

perhaps play him in place of Wotton

I'd play Bhas in the wotton role, he can tackle AND pass

Interesting you say that Shonbo, was speaking to someone the other day and they reckoned Baz would make a quality defensive midfielder.

I think he would, certainly I think he'd be great for us in that role

Robbie Williams: footballer- singer - legend