Prediction for first league game of 2012/13 season

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Do you like goldenballs as well?

Never seen it,

Oh it's like deal or no deal on crack. Hosted by Jasper Carrot, and the players have to choose balls that have different amounts inside from £100 to maybe £20000. They can bluff the others about what amounts they have, but this can be risky as the other person could actually have that amount. There are killer balls as well, which kill, and the balls are golden and get put in a tube. In the final the people can choose to split or steal and they convince each other they're too nice to steal. If they both split they share the money, if one splits and one steals, the one that steals gets the lot and if they both steal Jasper Carrot keeps the dosh and hires prostitutes and buys a big bag of coke. Brilliant teatime fun for all the family.

Sounds better than The Chaser.

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

Predict the first fixture? Why? Since nobody knows anything it's a guess. If all the options are covered by enough guesses somebody will be right. Fan dabby dozy. I bet the thread starter is a big Deal Or No Deal fan. "Ooooh you've got the banker worried. I can see your tactics." Well bollocks to it. It's just guesswork. No skill, no tactics and no intelligence involved. And so is this. Nobody on ATD can ever take the piss out of anybody on Pasoti for starting pointless feckin threads ever again. This thread is an all time low for football forums everywhere. I hope you are proud of yourself.

Thanks for your input, here's to another 500 posts of equal enthral.... I have no TV I have a life... sounds like the programme you watch is made by the brain dead about the brain for the brain dead, no wonder you enjoy it so much...

I don't what was up with SFD, he wasn't his usual self.

I wondered if he had the hump because he went to have a bowls match and found someone had had shit in the middle of the green.

That's not funny Mog it makes the bowls stick to the grass and makes a terrible mess of the jack. No wonder SFD is upset if he's found brown on his green.

Is that where the phrase jack shit comes from?

There's a lot of snookerisms creeping in here, brown on green, is SFD in somebody's pocket, is he posting on cue, how many posts has he chalked up now, what does he baize his opinions on? I could go on...............

I reckon it was seadog that craped on SFD lawn, you sailed in and laid one just to to cause trouble.

You are a Spanish provocateur and I claim my £5.

Screw you seadog! Stop swerving the issue. Cry foul all you like but I'll give you a right rocket if you say stuff like that again. It was a bridge too far trying to frame others for it, when it was you all along. All this copying people like some kind of parrot. I'm not into taking one side or the other, but I can't sit back and watch you break up a happy site. I won't baulk at reporting you to the authorities if you carry on. It's black or white, no grey areas, and like incey wincey spider, I won't rest until I've got this sorted out. Nothing will cushion the blow of my wrath if you do it again. I'll be like a hurricane and you won't know what's hit you. No butts, I'll ensure you're hit in the pocket if I have to keep trying til I'm blue in the face.

I've been slated before but never like that! A bit like calling the pot black if you ask me, still when I get my big break I'll look back at this hurricane of accusations and laugh.

Right on cue, like a plant from Pasoti.

A controversial push there, i am seriously running out now, cannot take many more Lowe blows.

In view of the fact that this thread is going nowhere, I'm proposing a re-rack and chalk it up to experience.

knecht wrote:

In view of the fact that this thread is going nowhere, I'm proposing a re-rack and chalk it up to experience.

I accept defeat! Cheers Knecht, but I was framed.

You lost seadog so go and clean up SFD's green and don't do it again.

Beaten by a Jock, how embarrassing.

seadog wrote:

Beaten by a Jock, how embarrassing.

A Jock beating someone, thats a first!

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

seadog wrote:

Beaten by a Jock, how embarrassing.

A Jock beating someone, thats a first!

The fixtures are released in less than 30 minutes.

Having had a lie-in for a change, I eagerly looked up the new season fixtures. I've never felt so underwhelmed in my life

Maybe it's the lack of any decent away games I can see for me, or just the fact that League 2 is shit in general, but I usually feel like the season is just around the corner, and today I couldn't muster any enthusiasm at all.