Tiverton Town v an Argyle XI

Im gonna attempt to do a report for you guys tonight.

alannotivvy wrote:

Im gonna attempt to do a report for you guys tonight.

Can we have a Brief Synopsis and marks out of ten like they do on the fat blokes forum, uncle al?

Fek off, i dont even know who plays for the 1st team, let alone some spotty herberts fannying around thinking their fekkin Messi with their twatty dayglo boots.

Hoping for some flare action and chips with curry sauce.

About to venture down to the ground, might pop in the cider bar on route.

Not sure i can handle the excitement

Youth team bus is here. Now waiting for a team sheet to be brought to me.

On Guinness tonight

Argyles team are warming up in the lilac monstrosity, I spose Brent can't afford the new kit for the kids

Argyle's #10 Jake Miller has a nice beard

Starting to knock it around now. Ben steer #8 just gave a nice sly slap

#3 jack Calver is wearing noncey green boots

Both teams having a girly fight now.tivvys #9 mouthing off

Chips and curry sauce. Geddon

Halftime. 0-0
Argyle in control, certainly passing good but not much luck against the bigger Tiverton Centre backs

2nd half just started

al, are we playing with wingbacks a flatback four or a three also could you tell me the capital of Peru?

Goalie subbed and Argyle go 1 down to some twat called Levi... Brent out

sufferedsince 68 wrote:

al, are we playing with wingbacks a flatback four or a three also could you tell me the capital of Peru?

Did we start the second half with a diamond or a Christmas tree

Fek off.  Argyle just cleared off the line and I'm here with  a city supporter.. Great nite

Some more subs have come on. Ain't got a clue who they are

2-0 now. James Mudge scored. Exeter knob.. Brent out

3 down and full time. Brent out

alannotivvy wrote:

3 down and full time.   Brent out

Cheers al, coming together nicely, stout knees, give it ten to fifteen games, in jimmy we trust, blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Brent Out.

The lads are having their sausages and chips now.

I would never have gone to Wembley If I had this sort of reporting!

Well done Al!

Home now.Aint lost my phone or wallet,just the will to live

A classic night out......