In the "News" today.

knecht wrote:

The Hyde Park to reopen on Wednesday - for breakfast.

Though if retro means going back to the 70s & serving Double Diamond I don't hold out much hope.

The sign reads, Hyde Park Microbrewery.

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Tringreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

The Hyde Park to reopen on Wednesday - for breakfast.

Though if retro means going back to the 70s & serving Double Diamond I don't hold out much hope.

The sign reads, Hyde Park Microbrewery.

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And the article says "We are going to be stocking an old ’70s ale called Double Diamond. That will be quite familiar with older people."

knecht wrote:

Tringreen wrote:

knecht wrote:

The Hyde Park to reopen on Wednesday - for breakfast.

Though if retro means going back to the 70s & serving Double Diamond I don't hold out much hope.

The sign reads, Hyde Park Microbrewery.

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And the article says "We are going to be stocking an old ’70s ale called Double Diamond. That will be quite familiar with older people."

A Double Diamond works wonders !   

Man dies after finishing London Marathon

Corporate sponsor quick to ensure company gets their name in the associated publicity ("we care"):

Quote :

A Virgin Money spokeswoman said: "The organisers of the Virgin Money London Marathon would like to express their sincere condolences to the family and friends of the deceased."

Crikey!

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If these things get here and it seems that it's only a matter of time, judging by last years death rate in China of 30, and 70 in Japan as well as some of the Youtube clips, a 35mm wasp that just loves a scrap will make it shit yourself time!

Welcome to Plymouth, Britain's Ocean City!

Link -------> BUZZZZ

Oh dear .....

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It's official dog shit beats kids.

Kids shouldn't be out playing. That parent is irresponsible. Why do they need to go out if they have wifi at home. It's a disgrace. You can see 'woods' on Youtube. They also probably shoplifted that food from Asda. Disgusting.

hairy j wrote:

Kids shouldn't be out playing. That parent is irresponsible. Why do they need to go out if they have wifi at home. It's a disgrace. You can see 'woods' on Youtube. They also probably shoplifted that food from Asda. Disgusting.

They'll never get obese if they're running around the woods all day....now if their parents didn't work for a living....and where on the dole....they could look after them better.

OMFG!

Do not read this if you are an animal lover and don't want your illusions shattered.

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Backing UK science or getting ready to rape the natural resources of the Antartic? Mmmmmm.

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All in it together? My feckin arse. And the shareholders have only limited bonuses at a max. of 100% of total salary! This is for a business who lost hundreds of millions of pounds! Until EVERYBODY in this country is earning a living wage bonuses should be scrapped. I don't know of anybody on the minimum wage that gets a bonus other than the rest of the country topping up their piss poor pay packet with tax credits.

Cornish outrage at new spoof UKIP posters appearing after the Cornish are granted identity protection stuff thingy from Brussels.    

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If the Scots get their independance that poster could be very prophetic.    

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I love some of the comments under the piece, "well that's not how it works but it is quite funny." I wonder whether some of those people even know what funny is?

Stolen from Jock's FB page!

Metron News

This woman’s husband was pretty proud of himself after giving her a two hour orgasm – although she was slightly less impressed.

A video of the new bride in hospital, in which she was seen twitching uncontrollably, was shared on YouTube.

She was finding it tough to speak as each sentence was being interrupted by a climax.

She had reportedly been having orgasms for more than a couple of hours after having sex with her husband, who was recording the clip.

‘For the first 10 minutes I was like, this is awesome but now it’s exhausting,’ she is heard telling the doctor.

‘This is so embarrassing. I will never forget this.’

Her husband seemed pleased with himself though and added: ‘She asked me to do this!’

Doctors gave the woman valium to ease her orgasms.




Personally speaking, I don't understand what all the fuus is about!

I reckon he finished in about a minute once she started grunting like that.   

I never realised that I had given women so much discomfort over the years   

How sad and horrific can life get ?

Daily Telegraph Monday.

A Canadian (female) motorist who killed a 17yr old cyclist in a late-night collision is suing his family for emotional distress, claiming he was to blame for the accident because he failed to wear a high-visability vest.

The dead boys mother said.....' She killed my child and now wants to profit from it ? She says she's in pain,.....she will see pain, she will see panic,she will see nightmares, if she looks inside my head'

Two other lads were knocked down as well,one was seriously injured.the other unhurt.

The dead boys older brother 23....committed suicide 6 months later.

The court case continues.

Little did we know......

From Brent's dyslexic media machine..


IT WOULD take £2.5m to make the proposed new city ice rink financially viable, the first annual meeting of the Plymouth Skating Trust heard.

“This would be the sum needed to build a full Olympic-size ice pad (30m by 60m), an extra training rink and adequate seating facilities,” in The Herald reported.

“Fundraising would begin with grants from various organisations such as the Sports Council, the Tourist Board, the Manpower Services Commission and contributions from industry.

“Mr Patrick Francey, newly-elected chairman of the trust, maintained that the most reasonable site for the rink was still Central Park.”

Meanwhile, a tourist delegation arrived in Plymouth on the first flight of the new Plymouth-Birmingham service run by Brymon Airways. “Leading it was Mr Swatman, vice-chairman of Birmingham Airport Committee. He was received by the Lord Mayor, Mr Bill Evans, in the Parlour, before both joined the delegation at a lunch in the Mayflower Post House, hosted by the Plymouth Marketing Bureau.”

We also learned that new restrictions on parking in the grounds of Freedom Fields Hospital were coming in because ambulances could not get in or out at times because of cars and vans blocking the road.

“Gobstoppers, aniseed balls, liquorice sticks and some of the old traditional tuckshop treats may not be tops with today’s teenagers as they were with their parents, but the city’s sweet shops are still popular places for spending pocket money. Mr George Jolly, buyer for wholesalers Palmer and Harvey, said ‘there is a bigger demand for the savouries like crisps, potato puffs and snacks’.”

With a first prize of £500, tickets were now on sale for the 10p Plympton Lottery.

£3 would get you into Woods to see Fairport Convention tomorrow night, with special guest Bert Jansch. Next week 5 Hand Reel would be at the same venue with Stefan Grosman and John Renbourne.

Clint Eastwood’s Every Which Way But Loose was at the ABC, Playbirds was at the Plaza, and David Bowie was the Man Who Fell To Earth at the Odeon.

There were party political broadcasts on telly tonight and Art Garfunkel was No 1 with the Mike Batt theme from Watership Down – Bright Eyes.

Did you guess the year?

It was 1979.

So is Brent looking at alternatives to the clusterfuck? Should be on the main board methinks.
Apart from the quiz at the end.

bloke who wins a bit at poker threw a woman from a roof into a pool but missed. ouch !