God Bless Hooky Street

So the great stitch-up is complete. Genuine commiserations my Green friends.

Although I'm trying not to spend too much time on forums just now, I was moved to compose a little two-part ode to misery, as it were. So singalongaJabba, throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care.


(To the tune of "Only Fools And Horses").


Opening theme. (To be played when the Cheerleaders are shakin' that ass)

"He's got the Council in his pocket,
He holds the Herald in his hand,
And if you want the cheap un's and you don't ask questions,
Then brother he's your man,

But how he blagged it is a mystery,
Just like his "honesty" and "openness" and "transparency",
But here's the thing that's driving me berserk,
What is making Nool and JB smirk?

La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la".


CLOSING THEME (to be played in between the boos at the end of the game)

"He's got cut-price grandstands, mob-handed superfans
Private eyes and green lungs, hackers, spies and forked tongues
Loan sharks, public parks and Stockport County bench-marks
Neutradol (cos sh*t stinks) cinemas and ice-rinks
Rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks

No centre-backs, no transfer fees
No money back, no guarantees
Green and Whites, He's rich, you're broke
He'll cut budgets at a stroooooooke.

God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street
Long Live Hooky Street
C'est Magnifique, HHP
Magnifique, HHP
HHP (to fade)"


In fact it strikes me that "Hooky Street" might be an appropriate nickname for Brent's PAFC as an institution, the jamboys committe room and/or the HHP project as a whole.

Here to help.

jabba the gut ecfc wrote:

So the great stitch-up is complete. Genuine commiserations my Green friends.

Although I'm trying not to spend too much time on forums just now, I was moved to compose a little two-part ode to misery, as it were. So singalongaJabba, throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care.


(To the tune of "Only Fools And Horses").


Opening theme. (To be played when the Cheerleaders are shakin' that ass)

"He's got the Council in his pocket,
He holds the Herald in his hand,
And if you want the cheap un's and you don't ask questions,
Then brother he's your man,

But how he blagged it is a mystery,
Just like his "honesty" and "openness" and "transparency",
But here's the thing that's driving me berserk,
What is making Nool and JB smirk?

La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la".


CLOSING THEME (to be played in between the boos at the end of the game)

"He's got cut-price grandstands, mob-handed superfans
Private eyes and green lungs, hackers, spies and forked tongues
Loan sharks, public parks and Stockport County bench-marks
Neutradol (cos sh*t stinks) cinemas and ice-rinks
Rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks

No centre-backs, no transfer fees
No money back, no guarantees
Green and Whites, I'm rich, you're broke
I'll cut budgets at a stroooooooke.

God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street
Long Live Hooky Street
C'est Magnifique, HHP
Magnifique, HHP
HHP (to fade)"


In fact it strikes me that "Hooky Street" might be an appropriate nickname for Brent's PAFC as an institution, the jamboys committe room and/or the HHP project as a whole.

Here to help.

Brilliant Jabba. I would put up some lol smileys except it's not that funny if you're an Argyle fan! I'll send this to some people who almost certainly won't appreciate it though  

Brilliant! 

But you're preaching to the converted here.

That needs to go on pasoti where they think yesterday was a good day for PAFC

Greenjock wrote:

jabba the gut ecfc wrote:

So the great stitch-up is complete. Genuine commiserations my Green friends.

Although I'm trying not to spend too much time on forums just now, I was moved to compose a little two-part ode to misery, as it were. So singalongaJabba, throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care.


(To the tune of "Only Fools And Horses").


Opening theme. (To be played when the Cheerleaders are shakin' that ass)

"He's got the Council in his pocket,
He holds the Herald in his hand,
And if you want the cheap un's and you don't ask questions,
Then brother he's your man,

But how he blagged it is a mystery,
Just like his "honesty" and "openness" and "transparency",
But here's the thing that's driving me berserk,
What is making Nool and JB smirk?

La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la".


CLOSING THEME (to be played in between the boos at the end of the game)

"He's got cut-price grandstands, mob-handed superfans
Private eyes and green lungs, hackers, spies and forked tongues
Loan sharks, public parks and Stockport County bench-marks
Neutradol (cos sh*t stinks) cinemas and ice-rinks
Rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks, rinks

No centre-backs, no transfer fees
No money back, no guarantees
Green and Whites, I'm rich, you're broke
I'll cut budgets at a stroooooooke.

God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street
Long Live Hooky Street
C'est Magnifique, HHP
Magnifique, HHP
HHP (to fade)"


In fact it strikes me that "Hooky Street" might be an appropriate nickname for Brent's PAFC as an institution, the jamboys committe room and/or the HHP project as a whole.

Here to help.

Brilliant Jabba. I would put up some lol smileys except it's not that funny if you're an Argyle fan! I'll send this to some people who almost certainly won't appreciate it though  

Send the edited version then. (i.e Change the "I'm" and "I'll" (in red) to "He's" and "He'll". Makes more sense that way.)

Take a bow, son. Take a bow.

Like it...

Excellent stuff there

Very funny Jabba, that's the most i've laughed since we last played your lot !!!

IsThatHHP? wrote:

Very funny Jabba, that's the most i've laughed since we last played your lot !!!

Laughing?

Shirley you were on your knees thanking Tw@sdale for the points that kept you up?

Nuff respeck, Jabba.

(Should be on the Friday poetry thread, though, innit.)

That's the funniest thing I've seen from a Grecian since the pictures sturz I think it was did!

 

We really need to get this on Pasoti.....somehow

That's the funniest thing since yuri geller and the weirdo came to save Exeter.

Must say Jabba you are always welcome in my books - I love your take on the Yank connection with Citi bank etc. from previous posts, all very interesting!! 

Must admit the contributions from our Exeter posters are above average  

Lord Tisdale wrote:

IsThatHHP? wrote:

Very funny Jabba, that's the most i've laughed since we last played your lot !!!

Laughing?

Shirley you were on your knees thanking Tw@sdale for the points that kept you up?

Indeed they should mate. A draw would have relegated them, a fecking draw.

simao wrote:

That's the funniest thing since yuri geller and the weirdo came to save Exeter.

Simao, you had to spoil it and remind us of our dark times. We had Wacko Jacko and Bubbles, you still have Wacko Newell and his chimp. It hurts Simao, doesn't it?

The Red Star wrote:

simao wrote:

That's the funniest thing since yuri geller and the weirdo came to save Exeter.

Simao, you had to spoil it and remind us of our dark times. We had Wacko Jacko and Bubbles, you still have Wacko Newell and his chimp. It hurts Simao, doesn't it?

Yes! The similarities are frightening. Some sort of bizzare Groundhog Day.