April's.......... What Gets On Your Tits?

So much to moan about and so little time

Mostly, in April I have to moan about................

Dumb fugly bints with kids in a pushchair with the colloquial two pit-bulls tied to the pushchair with another 18 trailing behind them dangerously near heavy traffic, rabid dogs and cliff-edges and all she is interested is in f*cking texting/Facebook or Twitter on her mobile!!!

Car headlights. As I drive a lot at night - how many friggin cars are there out there with either one headlight out or stuck in Full-beam? Does anyone MOT their car anymore FFS?

Tesco - 3 bags of shopping. £658.59p

new cars that lack indicators

Yellow night lenses are very good for ill adjusted headlights and 4wD/ vans tail gating.

grass starts growing and needs constant attention until October.