Worst holiday destination

Easy for me....... Cyprus!

Full of weirdos

I thought you were an admirable troll at first. But you're not. You're actually quite crap.

If you are going to start threads with the sole intention of provocation, don't be surprised when you get it back ten-fold...

...and don't go crying to the Mods - they may not be so sympathetic this time.

What on earth is an "admirable troll"?

Oh it's hard to resist when they set you up with an open goal like this, but I'm going to stay strong.

Greenjock wrote:

Oh it's hard to resist when they set you up with an open goal like this, but I'm going to stay strong.

Don't hold back Gj. Unleash yourself. I could do with some entertainment. I could either listen to your silver tongue dance a merry tango around Noesyparker's flapping rectumnal rosebud or go and beat the shit out of my next door neighbour who's music is annoyingly loud.

the ignore function works a treat i have too say

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Oh it's hard to resist when they set you up with an open goal like this, but I'm going to stay strong.

Don't hold back Gj. Unleash yourself. I could do with some entertainment. I could either listen to your silver tongue dance a merry tango around Noesyparker's flapping rectumnal rosebud or go and beat the shit out of my next door neighbour who's music is annoyingly loud.

If I didn't think that a confrontation is exactly what Mr Parker wanted I would Grumpy so you're going to have to stick your neighbours head through his speakers, ram the cd into his mouth and play drums on his ass with the speaker cables. If that doesn't do the trick you could always disembowel him and put all the seperate body parts into freezer bags and hand them out to the little kids at Halloween.

Trick or Treat?

It's between Plymouth, Cyprus, LA and RSA Britannia Bay for me.

Greenjock wrote:

Grumpy Shunter wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Oh it's hard to resist when they set you up with an open goal like this, but I'm going to stay strong.

Don't hold back Gj. Unleash yourself. I could do with some entertainment. I could either listen to your silver tongue dance a merry tango around Noesyparker's flapping rectumnal rosebud or go and beat the shit out of my next door neighbour who's music is annoyingly loud.

If I didn't think that a confrontation is exactly what Mr Parker wanted I would Grumpy so you're going to have to stick your neighbours head through his speakers, ram the cd into his mouth and play drums on his ass with the speaker cables. If that doesn't do the trick you could always disembowel him and put all the seperate body parts into freezer bags and hand them out to the little kids at Halloween.

Trick or Treat?

Ah the old body parts for kids at Halloween. Personaly, I find frozen dog shit in sandwich bags go down a treat at such events!

Mock Cuncher wrote:

It's between Plymouth, Cyprus, LA and RSA Britannia Bay for me.

I had a fight with a large colored gentleman in LA once. Most amusing it was.

Such cynicism! Can't wait til the Fanfest on Saturday, anyone coming?

Noseyparker wrote:

Such cynicism! Can't wait til the Fanfest on Saturday, anyone coming?

How do you feel about Jimmy Savile posts, Nosey? I'm sure there is at least one you could tell us......

cleethorpes

manchester full of plastic man utd fans like

Saltash

Pontypridd

Ottawa

Cyprus is a lovely place, just get out of the resorts, Cap Griz Nez near Calais is the worst place in the world, all the restaurants sell is Welsh frites, cheesy chips to you and me.

Anywhere in wales is pretty grim tbh.

North Wales is like a backward Cornwall, every fucker related to everyone else, they spit phlegm all over you when they speak. And they only break into twattish when a stranger comes into earshot. English are made as welcome as a bacon sarnie at a barmitzvah, even though they're buying your overpriced tat.

South Wales is like benidorm without the class. Fat scabby slappers drinking and smelling of a mixture of puke and piss and offering blowjobs down an alleyway for a Bacardi breezer.

Towns like Newport that make camborne look like Beverly Hills, and the main employer is provident and Ann Summers. Huge hairy women buying crotchless knickers and paying for them over 52 weeks @ 5000% interest while the kids eat Tesco value supernoodles and ketchup, while the dads are upstairs feckin their eldest daughters.

Lovely place. I'd recommend it to anyone like pl2 faced or Newell.

I did like Barry Island

I like Barry Mcguigan

Torquay, Margate, Southend and Clacton from my Yoof are all abominations

Though Nosey I thoroughly recommend a boating holiday around the coastal waters of East Africa. You should try it sometime

Noseyparker wrote:

Such cynicism! Can't wait til the Fanfest on Saturday, anyone coming?

Looking at those that attend it looks like a Wankfest for the Undateables. I wonder how many have been CRB checked?

The Red Star wrote:

Noseyparker wrote:

Such cynicism! Can't wait til the Fanfest on Saturday, anyone coming?

Looking at those that attend it looks like a Wankfest for the Undateables. I wonder how many have been CRB checked?

It does look a bit like a care in the community convention. Probably not what you'd term as Plymouth's finest.