Bank holiday madness

Anyone else have a crazy night out last night. I got so drunk I put I used tampax in my mouth. Found it in the street and yes it was covered in blood. Also i woke up at 10 am this morning in the doorway of a closed down shop on royal parade by a paramedic, Ambulance then checked me over and dropped me home. Roll on next weekend .

We've probably all got a bit 'Harry' on occasions but that really takes the tampon .

Braidie Cole wrote:

Anyone else have a crazy night out last night. I got so drunk I put I used tampax in my mouth. Found it in the street and yes it was covered in blood. Also i woke up at 10 am this morning in the doorway of a closed down shop on royal parade by a paramedic, Ambulance then checked me over and dropped me home. Roll on next weekend .

I think you better keep an eye on your future health . You could have caught anything doing that .

Braidie Cole wrote:

Anyone else have a crazy night out last night. I got so drunk I put I used tampax in my mouth. Found it in the street and yes it was covered in blood. Also i woke up at 10 am this morning in the doorway of a closed down shop on royal parade by a paramedic, Ambulance then checked me over and dropped me home. Roll on next weekend .

Lets end this bloody kind of banter now. Period

LondonGreen wrote:

Braidie Cole wrote:

Anyone else have a crazy night out last night. I got so drunk I put I used tampax in my mouth. Found it in the street and yes it was covered in blood. Also i woke up at 10 am this morning in the doorway of a closed down shop on royal parade by a paramedic, Ambulance then checked me over and dropped me home. Roll on next weekend .

Lets end this bloody kind of banter now. Period

Braidie Cole wrote:

Anyone else have a crazy night out last night. I got so drunk I put I used tampax in my mouth. Found it in the street and yes it was covered in blood. Also i woke up at 10 am this morning in the doorway of a closed down shop on royal parade by a paramedic, Ambulance then checked me over and dropped me home. Roll on next weekend .

Madness? That's total insanitary.

If you want to impress the older posters on here you would have to go out, eat a nice meal, nice glass of Merlot or two and have a fairly early night because you are playing golf the following day.

I know a song about that. Remember, its your choice to click on the link.
http://www.dirtyballs.co.uk/2009/02/the-tampon-factory/

You should go on the Black and White Menstrual show.

I prefer wild nights out to be on a strictly no strings attached basis.

I always thought Braidie had a face like a c.......arrot

Chemical Ali wrote:

I always thought Braidie had a face like a c.......arrot

You should plead in-sanitary for that. It's not the time of the month yet for that kind of humour

Time to stop now and throw in the sanitary towel.I don't like thinking about mouthy cnuts.

Young lads often pad out tales of their monthly nights out to give them wings, perhaps on this occasion he is merely suffering from PMS, Posting More Shite.

I'm sure it is PMS. You can't beat a good period drama from an attention seeker though.

I had a great night to. Whilst on Royal parade in the early hours I witnessed a lad who was clearly worse for wear being "roasted" by two Ukrainian Sailors. They legged it when they got spooked by the ambulance blue lights. Roll on indeed....

vincent_vega wrote:

I had a great night to. Whilst on Royal parade in the early hours I witnessed a lad who was clearly worse for wear being "roasted" by two Ukrainian Sailors. They legged it when they got spooked by the ambulance blue lights. Roll on indeed....

Is that the same thing that happened to Helen Chamberlain (with Paul Gibbs and another Torquay player)?

On the parade?

seadog wrote:

On the parade?

Well not on the promotion parade that's for sure.


Vincent's salutory warning about the Ukrainian sailors is a wise one. Chavvy young janners could well end up with a bloodied mouth...as well as a sore bot.

vincent_vega wrote:

I had a great night to. Whilst on Royal parade in the early hours I witnessed a lad who was clearly worse for wear being "roasted" by two Ukrainian Sailors. They legged it when they got spooked by the ambulance blue lights. Roll on indeed....

I got very pissed myself spewed all over me shoes.

Iggy wrote:

If you want to impress the older posters on here you would have to go out, eat a nice meal, nice glass of Merlot or two and have a fairly early night because you are playing golf the following day.

Quite so - and that is exactly what Mrs PP and I did.

The youngsters of today !!!

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:

Iggy wrote:

If you want to impress the older posters on here you would have to go out, eat a nice meal, nice glass of Merlot or two and have a fairly early night because you are playing golf the following day.

Quite so - and that is exactly what Mrs PP and I did.

The youngsters of today !!!

Fundamental error there, PP.

The whole point in playing golf, is to get away from 'er indoors for a few hours !

Golly what a jolly jape and what a lad that Braidie is. Sounds not a lot more than most Chavs do on a weekend to me but then mentally I'm older than my shoe size. Don't it make you proud.

Chemical Ali wrote:

vincent_vega wrote:

I had a great night to. Whilst on Royal parade in the early hours I witnessed a lad who was clearly worse for wear being "roasted" by two Ukrainian Sailors. They legged it when they got spooked by the ambulance blue lights. Roll on indeed....

Is that the same thing that happened to Helen Chamberlain (with Paul Gibbs and another Torquay player)?

Scott partridge.