His wife said no, so......

He boned the dog.

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The dirty basta*d

That's awful.

I could have understood a red setter or an afghan but a mastiff!!! Yeeuk!!!

Who had the mas(stiffy)?

Ruff justice

There's a picture online of a news paper/magazine article from when an Exeter City supporter was found naked with a goat....cool beanz

Highwayman wrote:

He boned the dog.

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The dirty basta*d

That's a very detailed report.

I feel quite sick.

Peggy wrote:

Highwayman wrote:

He boned the dog.

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The dirty basta*d

That's a very detailed report.

I feel quite sick.

As sick as a dog?

The bloke is from Gloucestershire, and if you've ever visited the Forest of Dean, some of them make the Cornish look normal

I'm sure there was a bloke from Horrabridge who was in flagrante delecto with a dog some years ago.Or was it a sheep? Can't quite remember,it was a definite happening,though.

Of course the Cornish aren't blameless in this game

One of my all time favourites

I always wonder if "dogging" gets lost in translation sometimes.

Charlie Wood wrote:

Of course the Cornish aren't blameless in this game

One of my all time favourites

I always wonder if "dogging" gets lost in translation sometimes.

Top class.

Peggy wrote:

I feel quite sick.

You were only invited to read about, it not try it for yourself!

I loved this bit: "He was having intercourse with her. She wasn't even moving." ~ just like having sex with the missus then

Is this safe or unsafe sex?

Greenskin wrote:

I'm sure there was a bloke from Horrabridge who was in flagrante delecto with a dog some years ago.Or was it a sheep? Can't quite remember,it was a definite happening,though.

I think the man in question was fined £150 for having sex with a goat, his friend was also fined £150 for acting the goat. Actually I think it was a sheep in real life.

Charlie Wood wrote:

Of course the Cornish aren't blameless in this game

One of my all time favourites

I always wonder if "dogging" gets lost in translation sometimes.

Couple of points about this. Charlie, you have favourite dog molesting stories? Do some belong it the mundane thread?

Also, why did the reporter feel the need to say it was unknown what breed of dog was molested? Would it be better if it was a labrador and worse if it was an Afghan hound? And finally, if you read the comments sfter the article, it proves that the Cornish are on a par with the Germans when it comes to humour.

This is true and is something you couldn't forget if you had seen it....

I recall reading in the Exeter Express and Echo about 20 years ago about a bloke called Stephen Courtney from Exeter who was caught having sex with a pig also asked for another 20 or so cases to be taken into consideration, involving a heffer, friesan and various ewes.

Pretty scary if you ask me.

What's all the fuss about?