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Is there anything worth seeing really?

A tour of a run down grandstand jeez like taking money from a baby with some of these avivas shorely even the most hardy of avivas
Wouldnt be silly enough to stand for this or would they ????

Behind the scenes in the boardroom, that sounds fun

Given we havent achieve much compared to the likes of Man Utd, Rangers etc how does a tour of home park that has no museum or landmarks going to take an hour? you can have a look around everything inside 10 minutes lol

I did once around 2003/4/5 can't remember exactly think it was first year we was in the championship, I wouldn't pay whatever they want people to pay to tour it, think it took us about half an hour, changing rooms,boardroom, prawn sandwich suite, vip box, down the tunnel, going on the pitch when we was told not to,

The trophy room is a blink of the eye - the mugs that fall for this crap deserve everything they are getting!!!

Roll up!! Roll up you help james pay for all of his HHP Dreams for just a fiver yes just a fiver but ask for your special pre booked discount price of £4.99 when ordering by phone and remember lets all make james pension pot and our dreams come true dont miss out limted places only.. plus a free signed shirt original 1884 squad shirt signed by the players & both sets of parents of each player if your this first 5 to sign up.....lol

Hugh Watt wrote:

Behind the scenes in the boardroom, that sounds fun

think of the stickering fun you could have

Talk about putting the cart before the horse. Maybe (just maybe) this could be vaguely interesting once the refurb is done but now?

Once took an unofficial late night tour of the Manor Ground, Oxford when the gates had been left open. Emerged from the tunnel, sat in the dugouts, ran on the pitch. Took an imaginary penalty in front of the home end (keeper saved it).

Here's the pitch, it's green like other pitches.

Here's the portakabins, there's the Lyndhurst, nice muriels, etc.

And this is the Mayflower, here's the injury room, hi Luke, hi tu loeke, hi kyle, hi ryan, hi garRYYY WHAT THE FOKK GARY, PUT THAT MONSTER AWAY! HOLY MOTHER OF HELL, WHAT A CHOPPER

Reminds me of the ultimate cringefest of touring the murals.

ere we'm ave Dazza Purse, only ee ad to leeve cuz my mayte woz avin it large wiv is missus.

No tour would be complete without spending a couple of minutes in the mayflower outdoor bog savouring the aroma of all the stale piss from the last home game.
Could then continue with a tour of the skips in the potholed car park.
Greeeeeen armeeeeee!

People can tour my living room for free if they want ?