Blue Square Advice Centre - BLUSAC

We all know the job market is in free-fall.

Our boys will need all the help they can get rehabilitating themselves back in to the part-time job market come May.

So with that in mind, we would like to open the Blue Square Advice Centre (BLUSAC) – a unique service that matches the skills of our current squad of full time professionals with vacancies in the local job market in anticipation of being part-time in just a few short months. It will also offer romance advice to non-league footballers and wean them off certain words and phrases such as, “I USED to be a professional footballer.” and of course, the ever popular, “I USED to be able to pull any woman I wanted.”

So with that in mind, if you have a vacancy or you know a painter and decorator in need of some help please get in touch.

Or do you know a ‘munter’ looking for love?

So what will the boys do?

Nick Chadwick’s candle store, perhaps?

Or Durrell Berry’s fruit and veg stall?

So much has been done for the club already – let’s get the boys part-time jobs and realistic female company NOW.

BLUSAC - Rehab in the Real World

Carl Fletcher's school of Public Speaking

Darren Purse - how to convince admirers and influence others with your PR and marketing skills

Durrell Berry's USP ..... "keeps going, going, going"

Shirt framing apprenticeships?

Auctioneers?

(Thanks for making me smile, by the way, Herb.)

Most of the first team could work in Clintons Cards- they're good with the red ones.

Simon Walton's school of talent fulfilment

Bignot's Yacht Chandlers

All this nominative determinism is a bit much for me.

(thankyou DBDave from pasoti)

theyll all go back to their previous.... boot boys