Caption competition.

Alan; Your tweets will get you arrested, why do you do it you sick feck?

Ian; Its ok mate I deletes all the sick ones minutes after the person its aimed at has seen it, then me an Postey teams up on twitter like to say it's everybody else, feckin foolproof it is.

Alan, Haven't you heard of screenshots you total idiot?

fashion isnt ian's strong point is it.

Blue and green should never be seen.

Alan; 'Whose that fat bloke, looks like a pig'

Ian; 'Me'

Hello, I'm a cnut. My mate's a cnut also. Bye.

Stripes and checks does he own a mirror?

does he still deny he's a club official?