ATD Caption Competition

Subject: ATD Caption Competition Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:40 pm

Nicked from pasoti-

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Newell looks like he is on anti depressants lol

These 3 need to be removed from our club asap

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:52 pm

Ridsdale - "Chris, search your feelings, I am your father- I've had Jeremey Kyle do paternity test lad"
Chris - Father?
Ridsdale - Can you tell Jabba the Hut to f**k off.

Posts : 7015 Join date : 2011-05-12

Riddler: "what the f*** do we tell brent after this?"

Webb: "I'll look at him like this and say look in to my eyes, not around them, look into them - and when I click my fingers he'll believe it was an evil elf that told him fletch should be given the job permanently"

Newell: "Better get on Exeweb - Exeter U14s lost"

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Judgement clouded by bitterness . Thats you lot not a caption . Let go lads Let go .

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:53 am

Ridders: That's the striker I've been looking at.

Webby: Billy the Fish? are you sure Peter?

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:24 am

That's Tringreen there.And that's GOB there.Rickler's next to him,Freathy on the left.

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Chris Webb - "If I am going to be in the directors box I will need a footstool"

Naps - "I know just the man"

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:47 am

Ridsdale, "and then in this account I keep all the cash saved on staff wages"

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:57 am

EP: No Peter, Grecian 2000 isn't the cost of a striker from the lower leagues it's the hair colour I told you about, works on facial hair too.

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:00 am

Chris: I wanted Prawns. You know Ian and me wanted Prawns, Peter!

Peter: Isn't this the menu? They aren't on it, Chris...

Ian: Peeps! Surely you know I have an Iphone? Just let me finish effing around with ATD and I will order us some!

Can we auction the leftovers?

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Rids:- Right you two, behave! I have to have you back in by 10.30 or matron will be cross. See, it says here inmates can only be allowed out on good behaviour and if medication is taken.

Posts : 545 Join date : 2011-08-30

PR: Look lads, there's an ad in the match programme for a company offering 2 for 1 on Calor gas canisters. Perfect for heating the Home Park portacabins over the winter and we save a few bob too!

CW: We've already taken care of that, Ridders. We've stored all the hot air generated on Pasoti.

IJN: *parp*

Posts : 2345 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 54

ijn: the beys done good tonight, eh peter?

pr: says in here we are a league outfit

Posts : 93 Join date : 2011-08-12

"These are the seating arrangements for the Alfreton Town directors box, Ian"

Posts : 591 Join date : 2011-07-02 Location : Plymouth

PR "Ive done a perfect copy of Darren Purse's signature"

CW "Fax it to the FL now before he see's us play"

PR "Already done, im putting him in the team for saturday"

IN "I thought i was suppose to pick the team"

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Ridsdale- Just put a cross here Ian so I can pick up the grant for taking you out.

The President – Ian, as you’ve done so well helping me to talk those Avivas around, I’ve got you a part in Shaun Of The Dead 2!

Newell - I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter, I love McCauley, I love Stapes, I love Todd, I love James, I love Peter.

Just banter guys! lol!

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Ridsdale - "FFS Ian, you've been staring blankly at the menu for the last 15 minutes, what the f*ck do you want?"

Webb - "I'll choose for him Pete, he struggles with big words. He'll have the alphabeti spagetti, but FFS can you make sure you take out the A's T's and D's..."

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Chris: You want to sign him? But he's the ref....
PR: That's right.
IJN: Plank!

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Czarcasm wrote:: Ridsdale - "FFS Ian, you've been staring blankly at the menu for the last 15 minutes, what the f*ck do you want?"

Webb - "I'll choose for him Pete, he struggles with big words. He'll have the alphabeti spagetti, but FFS can you make sure you take out the A's T's and D's..."

This gets my vote so far.

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:45 pm

funny man wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:: Ridsdale - "FFS Ian, you've been staring blankly at the menu for the last 15 minutes, what the f*ck do you want?"

Webb - "I'll choose for him Pete, he struggles with big words. He'll have the alphabeti spagetti, but FFS can you make sure you take out the A's T's and D's..."

This gets my vote so far.

Winner ! oops ! I'm being good Embarassed

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Ridders:... Here's the menu, what do you want ?

IJN:... a headless chicken please.

Subject: Re: ATD Caption Competition Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:51 pm

penzancepirate wrote:: Ridders:... Here's the menu, what do you want ?

IJN:... a headless chicken please.

You are awful !

Posts : 53 Join date : 2011-11-23

Peter Ridsdale: Look at these Chris. Koi Carp. Not cheap, but will look great in the boardroom.

Chris Webb: Peter. I Like! But can we afford them?

Ridsdale: Chris. I am (sorry, we are) in the results business. We have got a right result with these. These fish will look fucking smashing. Imagine the Braintree and Tamworth directors seeing them next season. I am telling you, we can't afford not to get these. And besides, I have already put aside the cup replay money for a year's rental plus nice tank. It's got filters, multi-coloured gravel, rocks, little plastic castles - the works. I'll get Reidy to chip in with the electric, and the players if I need to.

Webb: I'll back you all the way, Pete. We WILL be bigger then Leeds United.
Risdsale: Ian. Get on Amazon and order them.

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