Chinger's very interesting and exciting (and Colin) thread

Here you are.

The instructions are in the title.

Edit: And the first very interesting thing is ... I've put the apostrophe in the wrong place.

Nobody'll notice.

This is more like it. I'm already moist with anticipation.

Just listened to the Mate practising the bag pipes on the forecastle.

I just saw a bloke drop a laptop outside a pub..tis splattere all over the pavement now

' is that correct?

What ?

Thread of the week.

There has to be a shot of Colins hedge (not sure where the apostrophe goes so I've not bothered).

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Can you post a photograph of his wife's bush?

Jesus Christ Chingers, if that's Colins hedge it looks like you've taken that pic from his bedroom.

I know Moist asked for a bush pic, but that is over and above the call of duty.

It's not often people merit ATD ninja stars, but on this occasion you should be awarded 3.

Nah, I'm sat on his window sill. MVL people have some weird fetishes, I get that, but not that.
I've had her at my doorstep, drunk, with a vest on and no bra. Firstly the smell grips you then it's... I can't go on.

"I've had her on my doorstep" Good Grief!

Yuk! I'm DJing tomorrow night at a James Bond Themed party. Of course I've left it to the last minute to sort an outfit. Any ideas? It's also a black and white theme too!

Wear sensible shoes and go as that ugly Russian bird, Majesties secret service?

Cheers Iggy, you've really captured me well there.

Chingers wrote:

Yuk!  I'm DJing tomorrow night at a James Bond Themed party.  Of course I've left it to the last minute to sort an outfit.  Any ideas?  It's also a black and white theme too!

Best one of seen at Bond themed fancy dress, was bloke turned up in full wetsuit and scuba gear which he took off after a while with DJ underneath

Yeah I like that idea....

And very apt for the current weather!

The best outfit was Zao from Die another day. The lad sat with the make up artist for 4 hours getting all the diamonds glues on to his face. Great work.

I made practically no effort, but I was DJing for the first 3 hrs and played some absolute bangers (let me see those hands) so I can be forgiven.

What is that under the bush?

I think I'll leave that one up to the imagination TT.

A piercing?