Peggy's Mundane Thread

Spent a good part of yesterday afternoon in Devonport Park & it was bloody ansum. I was so impressed!!!! As everyone has said, it is a major tribute to what is possible in a park. Why the feck can't Central Park be given a similar treatment!!!!!?????? (That was after we relived old times by visiting the site of the old Van Dike club).

We then walked on to Royal William Yard and explored. Impressive - never been there before.

We then caught the boat taxi to the Barbican. The water was wet - as usual.

As we passed it, we thought we MIGHT have seen a pair of osprey squabbling over Devils Point but far too far away to be sure! Any birders on here have any idea of what they might have been?

The Dolphin has been tidied up a bit but still did a reasonable pint.

Then back home for nurse to give us our tea.

knecht wrote:

Spent a good part of yesterday afternoon in Devonport Park & it was bloody ansum. I was so impressed!!!! As everyone has said, it is a major tribute to what is possible in a park. Why the feck can't Central Park be given a similar treatment!!!!!?????? (That was after we relived old times by visiting the site of the old Van Dike club).

We then walked on to Royal William Yard and explored. Impressive - never been there before.

We then caught the boat taxi to the Barbican. The water was wet - as usual.

As we passed it, we thought we MIGHT have seen a pair of osprey squabbling over Devils Point but far too far away to be sure! Any birders on here have any idea of what they might have been?

The Dolphin has been tidied up a bit but still did a reasonable pint.

Then back home for nurse to give us our tea.

It's not unusual to see birds squabbling at Devils Point though not the feathered variety but the heavily tattoed, council house variety.

I had a trudge round Demport Park on Tuesday to see what all the fuss was about. It's OK but there's a hell of a lot of wasted space. Considering the lack of facilities in the area I could envisage a nice "premium" hotel facing the expansive view over the yard and Cornwall, you could even have a grass roof if necessary to placate the tree huggers. I'm sure Weatherspoons could make a far better job of running the caff, it needn't even be two stories. I struggled where to put the entertainment facility, maybe I'll have to revamp the Forum. To compensate the naysayers I'd be willing to erect a stand, with a roof!! at the football pitch, it's tucked away in the corner but it'll have to be on the small side so as not to encroach on the existing footpaths. The tennis courts are fine, but, they're free FFS, somebodies missing a trick there.

Any investors fancy making a quick buck.

Charlie Wood wrote:

I had a trudge round Demport Park on Tuesday to see what all the fuss was about. It's OK but there's a hell of a lot of wasted space. Considering the lack of facilities in the area I could envisage a nice "premium" hotel facing the expansive view over the yard and Cornwall, you could even have a grass roof if necessary to placate the tree huggers. I'm sure Weatherspoons could make a far better job of running the caff, it needn't even be two stories. I struggled where to put the entertainment facility, maybe I'll have to revamp the Forum. To compensate the naysayers I'd be willing to erect a stand, with a roof!! at the football pitch, it's tucked away in the corner but it'll have to be on the small side so as not to encroach on the existing footpaths. The tennis courts are fine, but, they're free FFS, somebodies missing a trick there.

Any investors fancy making a quick buck.

During your absence you've obviously been converted by the usual suspects.

 

just acquired one of those swivelly wheely chairs..... its great fun on my lino flooring, WOO HOOO

I just rendered most of a pig for lard.

Messy job, what you going to do with it?

Kill pig every year but too much work to hack up the whole corpse properly on the day. Hence big lumps of fat, wonderful for our pastry; mainly pastie making. Hundreds of 'em.

If you ever need a tester let me know

Could do with a wine tester/picker (last Sat in Sept). Also need help with olive crop (mid Nov onwards) Sadly, already have full-time in-house pasty tester; but thanks for the offer.

Haven't I been telling you about Demport Park? Haven't I? Oh and Charlie - one of my biggest dreams is for the Forum to be a cinema again.

Anyhoo. I've been in Poland for a few days. It was very, very hot. I've got blisters. Popped into Sainsburys on the way home for milk, chocolate and bananas. Nectar points innit.

On the way home from Poland? Did.you use the Kiel canal or come round the Skaw?

simao wrote:

Could do with a wine tester/picker (last Sat in Sept). Also need help with olive crop (mid Nov onwards) Sadly, already have full-time in-house pasty tester; but thanks for the offer.  

 im good at wine tasting  and i like olives ( green ones, not the black thingees)

seadog wrote:

On the way home from Poland? Did.you use the Kiel canal or come round the Skaw?

I went to Poland in one of those flying machines, and returned on another. However, it came back to earth some distance from my home so I had to utilise a horseless carriage to complete my journey.

Got to go to the dentist later. I'll probably have to drive there: walking's pretty painful due to the remnants of a mahusive blister between my toes.

Saw a body pulled from the sea this morning, not nice.

Are you in Porkycheese land? If so, where on the coast was it?

Santa Cruz, near Lisbon, don't know the details, looked like he'd been in the water since yesterday, looked like a swimmer who got in trouble. I was just going surfing and shook me up a bit, I thought it was a drill then realised what was up.

That's really sad. I'll look in tomorrow's paper and see if it gives details. Seen similar and very upsetting.

Just e-mailed the Pasoti mods to see if I can be allowed back on their site. I can't see any reason why not can you?

No

hippo wrote:

No

Still awaiting their reply.

Hi Pasoti mods

I see you are offering an amnesty to banned Pasoti users. I would like to be considered for this amnesty as it has been quite some time now since I was banned, and my IP address banned, under the username Tynan's Jockstrap.

If you let me come and play again on your wonderful site I will honestly never mention the fact that PL2 FACED, Postey , threatened myself with a gang coming to my house with baseball bats, threatened the female members of my family and named them for more effect, and he was involved in the hiring of a private investigator, Tony Dogbreath Hooper, to find out where I live.

Of course Dogbreath being the cnut he is couldn't find his ass with a satnav so he settled for giving out my disabled, widowed mothers address instead to one of your other fine members, Lee Deepthroat Jameson, who in turn showed these details to all and sundry on a supporters coach last season.

I also won't ever mention the fact that your larger than life, and larger than most owner is a lying fat bastard who likes to threaten fellow supporters and get his son to threaten them as well for more effect. Obviously this tactic has been successful in the past as Babababababrarararararararcuda has now stopped posting on your fine site so no searching financial questions can be asked of the non-property developing, lip quivering saviour of Argyle Mr James Bent.

I also won't rile Angry Andy Soper, who is one more comment away from spontaneously combusting, and in fact I would try and calm him down by not mentioning the kiddie fiddling allegations at all honestly

I also won't mention Ponty's drinking habits, i.e. morning noon and night, or the fact that he needed to ask advice on how SKY Box Office porn films worked as he didn't want his missus being around when Seriously Sexy Sheep in Suspenders came on in HD, I promise I won't Ponty and I'm glad you found who you were looking for, as I did with Nooligan and PL2 FACED. It really isn't that difficult to locate someone nowadays boys so I really do wonder how Dogbreath makes his living when he failed to locate me despite me being in the telephone book and on the electoral roll

I honestly promise not to upset Cerbera anymore as he is quite uptight about being a glorified taxi driver who went to one of the most exclusive schools in England. School reunions must be a blast with all the solicitors, stockbrokers, foreign royalty and drummers from Queen, they must all have his business card tucked away safely for a rainy day. I also won't mention the fact that he's a shortass either as that does tend to make him a tad unhappy.

I also promise not to tell Ollie the mod what an annoying little gobshite he is and tell him to man up and stop being such a feckin Jameson! I also won't keep asking him how far his tongue had to penetrate Nooligan's ringpiece to get the mod gig as he clearly isn't anywhere near a big enough cnut to moderate your site. He's probably only got 2 accounts for a start! I know he's only a youngster n all but lets face it, I've got more active Pasoti accounts than he has ffs! Chris Webb has far more as well and he's not even a mod. Mind you with a speech impediment like that you probably need several accounts to get your point across.

Do Chris and Nooligan still blame Ponty for being Greenman when he was pissed? Or does he still blame it on young Sean Rapson even though it was PL2 FACED, Nooligan and Webb himself making the threats?

Speaking of multiple accounts, how is Peter Jones these days? It did surprise me to see him posting again as Peter Jones and not as Iddesleigh Green, especially as Iddesleigh Green disappeared rather than just had a username change. Very strange that one!

I also won't mention what a lying scumbag Chris Webb is and out him for his various multi accounts set up to ruin the Argyle Fans Trust he used to lead, nor will I ask him how a letter sent to him as AFT leader ended up in Nooligans Flickr account, or is the story this week that the Flickr account was faked by Tring or Rickler?

Quite an eye-opener was the Flickr acccount, showing how devious you boys can be Emoji Which one of you was it that impersonated a dead Argyle fan again? And who leaked that to the online masses via Leigh Rapson? Wasn't it none other than Nooligan himself? He must've really wanted to get rid of that bad apple bigtime to be such a cnut. What's that? It's an everyday occurrence? Well it was you who said it not me.

I won't mention the Flickr account that didn't exist or was faked anymore I promise you, nor will I mention Deepthroat, Dogger, Deadly Lampshade, Windsor Boy, Derrick Sanderson, Don't Panic, Saracen 10 and all the others including the various multi accounts you boys have on ATD

Anyway I don't think there's anything more for me to say, oh except I'll even restraint myself from abusing that cock X-Isle who has a serious case of verbal diahorrea and thinks he's some kind of literary genius when in fact he's more of bellend than Gordon Sparkes, and that's saying something.

So in summary, please can you let me back on your wonderful site and I won't ever divulge PL2 FACED address to anyone else like I haven't with Nooligans despite being asked for it dozens of times, and when I do turn up on Postey's doorstep to ask him some more questions about Greenman, I promise I'll be alone and won't be needing a baseball bat.

I await your response with relish, whereas your owner awaits chips, burgers and sausage with relish which he ordered a short while ago to keep him sustained until his Chinese, pizza and Indian takeaways arrive.

Yours sincerley,

Ivor Biggun aka Tynan's Jockstrap

What a lovely letter, should do the job nicely

Did you remember to put your address at the top?

Iggy wrote:

Did you remember to put your address at the top?

There really is no need, it's freely available to anyone who knows his ass from his elbow.

Meanwhile I'm still waiting for Dogbreath Hooper to confirm that he has deleted all details about my mother that he holds, meaning that he is unwilling to get rid of the details of someone who he had no problem in supplying their home address to someone who was making threats to me and my family despite the fact that my mother is 63 and disabled and if you asked her what Argyle was she would answer the pattern on golfers socks.

Disgraceful really from somebody as respectable as Dogbreath Hooper who is up in arms when jokes are posted on here  

Still he's in good company with his newfound friend Nooligan. Not so long ago Dogbreath Hooper was ogling photos of Nooligans wife in a bikini which didn't go down too well with the portly one. I wonder what made Nooligan change his mind about Dogbreath  

He becomes a Brent yes man inside the PASB and gets to have meals with the lip quivering non property developing saviour of Plymouth and enjoy a cosy seat in the Directors Box, did this have anything to do with it  

Still at least I have the comfort thought that others in the Directors Box like Peter Jones, Nooligan, Brent and PL2 FACED have to put up with Hoopers rancid breath every time he opens his mouth to say "Yes James"

Good news: the blister hasn't got any worse.

Bad news: the blister hasn't got any better.