Peggy's Mundane Thread

after a busy day yesterday, am off for lunch with ex work colleagues. Will be exciting as we are all over seventy!

Mock Cuncher wrote:

I was watching a programme abait bears the other day, I believe it was called the Great Bear Stake-ait or summink imaginative like that, it was pretty ace. They humanised (there be a word for it but I aint remembering things like that for the mome) the bears giving them stories an that. Anyway, one bear (Van) was particularly massive, and was following this particularly aggressive female bear (Alice) raind for weeks trying to copulate and create petit-bears, presumably to raise as loving parents until time eternal. Alice however wasn't overall keen, in fact she was really quite the slut bag and would tease the humoungous Van (he was at least a 1/3 bigger than any other bear the bear-expert (bearxpert) had ever seen) and would be humping away at other bears not given names by the bearxperts, and when Van would notice she would pretend to not be enjoying the sweet, passionate love-making and proceed to aggressively chase the other males away. This caused much merriment amongst the bearxperts who commented jovially that it was almost like a soap opera! One peaceful day at the meadow, another female casually approached Alice and for some reason Alice took offence and chase the other female. They had a bit of a tiff and the bearxperts snickered to each other about how lucky they were to witness such behaviour as it was really rather rare. The other female was just slinking off with her proverbial tail between her legs when Van ran over and absolutely clubbed her to death in about 5 seconds, a bloody heaving half tonne of ravaged female bear lying prone on the meadow floor. As the bearxperts were practically in tears, Van and Alice proceeded to make love for the very first time, next to the dead body.

I saw a similar thing on Mutley Plain one night.

It's 30 deg C. Lunchtime session ahead. Guinness or Magners ?

13 deg here, bacon sarnie or cheerios?

Mapperley, darling wrote:

13 deg here, bacon sarnie or cheerios?

Bacon sarnie........ no sauce.

Going for black velvets...........

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went for both, being a greedy bastad

stilton and crackers for me

Pint of Tribute + bowl of cheesy chips.

Sat in the garden of the pub in Wilcove in glorious sunshine watching the swallows, the egrets & the curlew.

(Edit: or it might have been a whimbrel)

Tringreen wrote:

It's 30 deg C. Lunchtime session ahead. Guinness or Magners ?

Long hot summer ahead Tring! Off tomorrow for a few days in the Med. Anywhere close to 30deg would be just spiffing.

Czarcasm wrote:

Tringreen wrote:

It's 30 deg C. Lunchtime session ahead. Guinness or Magners ?

Long hot summer ahead Tring! Off tomorrow for a few days in the Med. Anywhere close to 30deg would be just spiffing.

Burp ! I feel crap now. Happy holidays, dear boy.

Have a good one Czarks, if it's hot eat lots of salt, at least a tablespoon every hour, or you will be ill.

a toffee dodger has given me reflux !

Another day without smoking! Made much harder by the missus caving in and buying some today because she can't do it totally and wants to cut down first.

It's been really hard today. Took the lad to the park and walked along the canal and stopped at a pub for a pint. At one stage I was visibly shaking and the voice in my head kept saying how nice it would be on such a lovely day to have just one smoke with my cold cider.

I'm chuffed with myself for resisting the temptation.

sunny up here in inbred land,
ive got my shorts on, a quick trip to tesco and its cider and lollies all morning
in the back yard

Greenjock wrote:

Another day without smoking! Made much harder by the missus caving in and buying some today because she can't do it totally and wants to cut down first.

It's been really hard today. Took the lad to the park and walked along the canal and stopped at a pub for a pint. At one stage I was visibly shaking and the voice in my head kept saying how nice it would be on such a lovely day to have just one smoke with my cold cider.

I'm chuffed with myself for resisting the temptation.

geddon jock!

im enjoying the massive hit from my vapouriser.. havent missed Nick O'teen yet!

arrive back today, first meal fish and chips.

Woke up from a nightmare. Haven't had one of those for years!

Part of it was around co-ordianting catching buses & ferries in Scotland but then turning up at a house in Cornwall.

Any dream interpreters?

My mother fell and broke her hip yesterday Operation followed by weeks in a hospital bed for her

Greenjock wrote:

My mother fell and broke her hip yesterday Operation followed by weeks in a hospital bed for her

Not the best news GJ I hope it turns out well for her.

Happy Daze wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

My mother fell and broke her hip yesterday Operation followed by weeks in a hospital bed for her

Not the best news GJ I hope it turns out well for her.

Thanks HD, she's just gone to theatre now. I hope it's a musical because she does love a sing-along

Looks like it may rain.

Iggy wrote:

Looks like it may rain.

Not here. 18 degrees and sunny all day.

Watching Walden and Hawkins in the snooker semi.

Like a Tuesday league match in Rileys.

Bins and I are off to Yarner woods up near Bovey Tracey tomorrow I see that there is rain forecast.

watchin heathcoat cc play at knightsayes tomorrow