Things that could offend Tony Hooper

Greenjock wrote:

Same sex marriages, science, swearing (especially cnut), nudity, Led Zeppelin, Irish travellers, Diwali, Elvis Presley's provocative dancing, any activity other than churching on a Sunday, the truth about Catholic priests and choirboys, Roy Chubby Brown, Michael Jackson shamone mother fucker, his female next door neighbour's panties on display on the washing line, men with earrings, tattoos, sex for anything other than procreating, Eddie Izzard, Lily Savage, fireworks, pitbull terriers, pay on the day scum supporters, women priests, valentines day, Elton John, make up, short skirts, KFC, lager, wind farms, pop music, rock music, R n B, immigrants, nightclubs, Anne Summers shops, motorbikes, The Graham Norton Show, single mothers, drugs, jeans, fizzy pop, hair dye, buskers, big issue sellers, mobile phones, unsolicited phone calls, Halloween, bookmakers shops, motorways, personal stereos on trains, door to door salesmen, Channel 4, Radio 1, Amsterdam, speeding, music festivals, Freddie Mercury, The Jeremy Kyle Show, video games, Damian Hirst, Amy Winehouse, The Sun, 20/20 cricket, Blackpool, Newquay, smoking, chewing gum, X-Factor, Julian Clary, Amusement arcades, Funfairs, Alton Towers, Teabags, Tea in a mug, microwave ovens and 50 Shades of Grey.

That looks like your CV Jock

Pete1886 wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Same sex marriages, science, swearing (especially cnut), nudity, Led Zeppelin, Irish travellers, Diwali, Elvis Presley's provocative dancing, any activity other than churching on a Sunday, the truth about Catholic priests and choirboys, Roy Chubby Brown, Michael Jackson shamone mother fucker, his female next door neighbour's panties on display on the washing line, men with earrings, tattoos, sex for anything other than procreating, Eddie Izzard, Lily Savage, fireworks, pitbull terriers, pay on the day scum supporters, women priests, valentines day, Elton John, make up, short skirts, KFC, lager, wind farms, pop music, rock music, R n B, immigrants, nightclubs, Anne Summers shops, motorbikes, The Graham Norton Show, single mothers, drugs, jeans, fizzy pop, hair dye, buskers, big issue sellers, mobile phones, unsolicited phone calls, Halloween, bookmakers shops, motorways, personal stereos on trains, door to door salesmen, Channel 4, Radio 1, Amsterdam, speeding, music festivals, Freddie Mercury, The Jeremy Kyle Show, video games, Damian Hirst, Amy Winehouse, The Sun, 20/20 cricket, Blackpool, Newquay, smoking, chewing gum, X-Factor, Julian Clary, Amusement arcades, Funfairs, Alton Towers, Teabags, Tea in a mug, microwave ovens and 50 Shades of Grey.

That looks like your CV Jock

I just wrote down my hobbies

Back on topic (I'm used to mysoginism after all these years):

The truth.

Hairy will forgive many things. But the diabolical liberty Chingers takes by brazenly flaunting his LG television ownership, is just a bridge too far...

Panis(onic) envy is very sad.

If Hairy turned out to be my brother I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Chingers wrote:

If Hairy turned out to be my brother I wouldn't be at all surprised.

If you were my brother, I'd have eaten you in the nest.

Peggy wrote:

Back on topic (I'm used to mysoginism after all these years):

The truth.

We will have no talk of sexual practices here young lady, this is just the kind of thing that TC, TH or TCP gets so hot about!
Burn the witch!

It reminds me of the time when the Guardian was having its outing paedo's campaign and a paediatrician in Princetown had a baying mob outside his house!

Paulsgrove.

But yeah.

I have been to Paulsgrove it's definitely a place to travel from not to

It happened in Princetown across the road from my parents house, I saw it with my own eyes.

I think it happened in loads of places - I seem to remember an incident in Wales, too.

I very much doubt it was the Grauniad running the campaign, though. The kind of people who'd attack a paediatrician's house are highly unlikely to read it.

Is there any truth in the rumour that TCM is a proof reader for the Grauniad

could do with a bit more work though,,,stonework brickwork/block rendering,plastering

Peggy wrote:

I think it happened in loads of places - I seem to remember an incident in Wales, too.

I very much doubt it was the Grauniad running the campaign, though. The kind of people who'd attack a paediatrician's house are highly unlikely to read it.

I'm typing through a fog of co-coda mol, it was almost certainly the Mail, do we have spitting mocon thingy?
And back on thread I think that TCM would probably annoy him a lot, another good one would be phoning him at 4 in the morning or smearing dogshit on his car.
All the above comments are the work of prescription drugs and as not tweeted to lord --------- are probably not illegal.

In common with many 'look at me' types, the thing that would most offend him would be to be ignored.

Strawberry cheesecake.