Things that could offend Tony Hooper

Trust membership.

Sniffing Jock's used underpants (again).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmtPWmeGe20

15%.

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

What's worrying is she bears more than a passing resemblance!

Has she got a bucket?

Bullseye contestants?

http://bullseyecontestants.tumblr.com/

That website could easily be a Fan Fest photo shoot on Greensonscreen.

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

I'm trying to calculate how many pints I would need to down before I take that on....

Chingers wrote:

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

I'm trying to calculate how many pints I would need to down before I take that on....

How much rohypnol would you have to give the lady before she would allow you, you misogynistic asswipe?

hairy j wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

I'm trying to calculate how many pints I would need to down before I take that on....

How much rohypnol would you have to give the lady before she would allow you, you misogynistic asswipe?

I'd say that's 1-0 to hairy there!

Same sex marriages, science, swearing (especially cnut), nudity, Led Zeppelin, Irish travellers, Diwali, Elvis Presley's provocative dancing, any activity other than churching on a Sunday, the truth about Catholic priests and choirboys, Roy Chubby Brown, Michael Jackson shamone mother fucker, his female next door neighbour's panties on display on the washing line, men with earrings, tattoos, sex for anything other than procreating, Eddie Izzard, Lily Savage, fireworks, pitbull terriers, pay on the day scum supporters, women priests, valentines day, Elton John, make up, short skirts, KFC, lager, wind farms, pop music, rock music, R n B, immigrants, nightclubs, Anne Summers shops, motorbikes, The Graham Norton Show, single mothers, drugs, jeans, fizzy pop, hair dye, buskers, big issue sellers, mobile phones, unsolicited phone calls, Halloween, bookmakers shops, motorways, personal stereos on trains, door to door salesmen, Channel 4, Radio 1, Amsterdam, speeding, music festivals, Freddie Mercury, The Jeremy Kyle Show, video games, Damian Hirst, Amy Winehouse, The Sun, 20/20 cricket, Blackpool, Newquay, smoking, chewing gum, X-Factor, Julian Clary, Amusement arcades, Funfairs, Alton Towers, Teabags, Tea in a mug, microwave ovens and 50 Shades of Grey.

Greenjock wrote:

Same sex marriages, science, swearing (especially cnut), nudity, Led Zeppelin, Irish travellers, Diwali, Elvis Presley's provocative dancing, any activity other than churching on a Sunday, the truth about Catholic priests and choirboys, Roy Chubby Brown, Michael Jackson shamone mother fucker, his female next door neighbour's panties on display on the washing line, men with earrings, tattoos, sex for anything other than procreating, Eddie Izzard, Lily Savage, fireworks, pitbull terriers, pay on the day scum supporters, women priests, valentines day, Elton John, make up, short skirts, KFC, lager, wind farms, pop music, rock music, R n B, immigrants, nightclubs, Anne Summers shops, motorbikes, The Graham Norton Show, single mothers, drugs, jeans, fizzy pop, hair dye, buskers, big issue sellers, mobile phones, unsolicited phone calls, Halloween, bookmakers shops, motorways, personal stereos on trains, door to door salesmen, Channel 4, Radio 1, Amsterdam, speeding, music festivals, Freddie Mercury, The Jeremy Kyle Show, video games, Damian Hirst, Amy Winehouse, The Sun, 20/20 cricket, Blackpool, Newquay, smoking, chewing gum, X-Factor, Julian Clary, Amusement arcades, Funfairs, Alton Towers, Teabags, Tea in a mug, microwave ovens and 50 Shades of Grey.

Most of that offends me Jock. Video games don't though.

Yea Man wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

I'm trying to calculate how many pints I would need to down before I take that on....

How much rohypnol would you have to give the lady before she would allow you, you misogynistic asswipe?

I'd say that's 1-0 to hairy there!

So HairyJ calling me an asswipe is acceptable is it? Just checking how far I can go on the abuse scale.

Greenjock wrote:

Same sex marriages, science, swearing (especially cnut), nudity, Led Zeppelin, Irish travellers, Diwali, Elvis Presley's provocative dancing, any activity other than churching on a Sunday, the truth about Catholic priests and choirboys, Roy Chubby Brown, Michael Jackson shamone mother fucker, his female next door neighbour's panties on display on the washing line, men with earrings, tattoos, sex for anything other than procreating, Eddie Izzard, Lily Savage, fireworks, pitbull terriers, pay on the day scum supporters, women priests, valentines day, Elton John, make up, short skirts, KFC, lager, wind farms, pop music, rock music, R n B, immigrants, nightclubs, Anne Summers shops, motorbikes, The Graham Norton Show, single mothers, drugs, jeans, fizzy pop, hair dye, buskers, big issue sellers, mobile phones, unsolicited phone calls, Halloween, bookmakers shops, motorways, personal stereos on trains, door to door salesmen, Channel 4, Radio 1, Amsterdam, speeding, music festivals, Freddie Mercury, The Jeremy Kyle Show, video games, Damian Hirst, Amy Winehouse, The Sun, 20/20 cricket, Blackpool, Newquay, smoking, chewing gum, X-Factor, Julian Clary, Amusement arcades, Funfairs, Alton Towers, Teabags, Tea in a mug, microwave ovens and 50 Shades of Grey.

Only 5 of them offend me but there is a couple more I'm not keen on. I quite like most of them.

Chingers wrote:

Yea Man wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

I'm trying to calculate how many pints I would need to down before I take that on....

How much rohypnol would you have to give the lady before she would allow you, you misogynistic asswipe?

I'd say that's 1-0 to hairy there!

So HairyJ calling me an asswipe is acceptable is it? Just checking how far I can go on the abuse scale.

Oh asswipe is practically a compliment on here Chingers, give him your full armoury

Lipsmacking, Same sex marriages, science, swearing (especially cnut), nudity, Led Zeppelin, Irish travellers, Diwali, Elvis Presley's provocative dancing, any activity other than churching on a Sunday, the truth about Catholic priests and choirboys, Roy Chubby Brown, Michael Jackson shamone mother fucker, his female next door neighbour's panties on display on the washing line, men with earrings, tattoos, sex for anything other than procreating, Eddie Izzard, Lily Savage, fireworks, pitbull terriers, pay on the day scum supporters, women priests, valentines day, Elton John, make up, short skirts, KFC, lager, wind farms, pop music, rock music, R n B, immigrants, nightclubs, Anne Summers shops, motorbikes, The Graham Norton Show, single mothers, drugs, jeans, fizzy pop, hair dye, buskers, big issue sellers, mobile phones, unsolicited phone calls, Halloween, bookmakers shops, motorways, personal stereos on trains, door to door salesmen, Channel 4, Radio 1, Amsterdam, speeding, music festivals, Freddie Mercury, The Jeremy Kyle Show, video games, Damian Hirst, Amy Winehouse, The Sun, 20/20 cricket, Blackpool, Newquay, smoking, chewing gum, X-Factor, Julian Clary, Amusement arcades, Funfairs, Alton Towers, Teabags, Tea in a mug, microwave ovens 50 Shades of Grey, Pepsi!

Chingers wrote:

Yea Man wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

I'm trying to calculate how many pints I would need to down before I take that on....

How much rohypnol would you have to give the lady before she would allow you, you misogynistic asswipe?

I'd say that's 1-0 to hairy there!

So HairyJ calling me an asswipe is acceptable is it? Just checking how far I can go on the abuse scale.

I didn't see it as abuse just as a bit of banter which is what ATD is about.

If you took offence to hairy's comment though, i'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll change it.

Chingers wrote:

Yea Man wrote:

hairy j wrote:

Chingers wrote:

Chemical Ali wrote:

PS Mr Angry put the kleenex away!

I'm trying to calculate how many pints I would need to down before I take that on....

How much rohypnol would you have to give the lady before she would allow you, you misogynistic asswipe?

I'd say that's 1-0 to hairy there!

So HairyJ calling me an asswipe is acceptable is it? Just checking how far I can go on the abuse scale.

I think it's acceptable. Call me what you want. My skin is thicker than TCM.

That's not banter Yeaman. His first sentance was but followed it up with abuse. There's a difference.

I think what you wrote was abusive against women. I stood up for my belief.

If you want to make 'funnies' on the internet and act the internet comedian then be prepared to get some back.

Deal with it.

Fair enough, just be squeaky clean from here on in.

Chingers wrote:

Fair enough, just be squeaky clean from here on in.

I forgive you