Jim's Christmas Cards

Hello plebs, Christmas cheer David Brent here

Good tidings and bad tidings, that's the beer

I'll have an ice rink and hotel shortly

But in the MEANtime, here's your P40

God rest that hard working gentleman
let nothing you dismay

Remember me, YOUR saviour
was born on this Admin day

to save YOUR club from Satan's sway
'Cuz nasty fickle fans had stayed away

Oh ! tidings of pensions and ploys
Council planning joys
Oh tidings of toys for the boys

O come all ye faithful,
joyful and the ultras
O come ye,
oh come ye to pay my staff debt
Come rattle buckets
help me build my hotel
O come subsidise my profits
O come subsidise my profits
O COME SUBSIDISE MY PROFITS
Chri-ist, you're dim.

We wish you a merry christmas
We wish you a merry christmas
We wish you a merry christmas and a new job in the new Year
Good tidings you bring to James and his kin;
Good tidings for Christmas and we might send your pay next year.


Slashing through the staff
In a one horse open bentley
O'er the pitch James goes
Laughing all the way
Bells on PASOTI don't ring
Lack of avivas bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slashing staff song tonight

Oh, profit bells, profit bells
Personal Profits all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open bentley
Profit bells, Profit bells
Profit all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open bentley

A day or two ago
I thought I'd give an interview
And soon Chris Errington
Was seated by my side
The Bentley was clean and lank
Misfortune seemed the staff's lot
Cash went to the bank
And then we got shot

Oh, profit bells, profit bells
Personal profit all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open Bentley
Profit bells, Profit bells
Profit all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open bentley