Sponsorship (Finally) - THE BIG ONE

We should ask RW for a topless shot. We then ought to include such tags as "Robbie Williams Topless" or "Robbie Williams fanatics" in our meta-tags, people will think we're sponsoring the REAL one and we'll get LOADS of young fillies visiting hoping for a glimpse of the man himself, then they realise that it's a sickening spoof but BAM it's too late, they're HOOKED and their visiting Mock's house for supper (circa 8pm).

Mock Cuncher wrote:

We should ask RW for a topless shot. We then ought to include such tags as "Robbie Williams Topless" or "Robbie Williams fanatics" in our meta-tags, people will think we're sponsoring the REAL one and we'll get LOADS of young fillies visiting hoping for a glimpse of the man himself, then they realise that it's a sickening spoof but BAM it's too late, they're HOOKED and their visiting Mock's house for supper (circa 8pm).

I can just imagine you in action Mock;

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Mock Cuncher wrote:

Tringreen wrote:

seadog wrote:

the truth will out!

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The Avivas thought this was good publicity, when Naaaaaaaarich, who are actually sponsored by Aviva, clearly must have declined the offer

And then............when we've pi$$ed off the best manager we've had for decades............ the comments following the 'f8ck off Holloway' Avivafest, are further proof that Aviva got it spot on.
We appear to have a monopoly on morons and now they've been given silly hats and are running the club.

As they used to say on the farm to anyone who questioned Stapleton's leadership, 'Trust in Stapes..................and....You couldn't make it up' !

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Fantastic. A visionary. All hail Tring.

I thank you

I only weighed in with some cash in hope of winning a day out at HP and a free meal (less the cost of my £10 obviously) so I am all for a raffle (if I win could I also sit between Newell and the Prez?)

I went last year and was on Jake Coles table its a good couple of hours.All the big avivas will be there. You will be spoilt for choice

Jake Cole's table eh. The dream.

"Could you pass me the ketchup please Jake?"

"Sorry, dropped it."




could be worse, could be on Hourihane's....

"Could you pass me the brown sauce please Connor?"

*Hourihane sprays it all over someone on a different table*

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Jake Cole's table eh. The dream.

"Could you pass me the ketchup please Jake?"

"Sorry, dropped it."




could be worse, could be on Hourihane's....

"Could you pass me the brown sauce please Connor?"

*Hourihane sprays it all over someone on a different table*

I nominate this for post of the summer!

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Jake Cole's table eh. The dream.

"Could you pass me the ketchup please Jake?"

"Sorry, dropped it."




could be worse, could be on Hourihane's....

"Could you pass me the brown sauce please Connor?"

*Hourihane sprays it all over someone on a different table*

"Could you pass me the ketchup please Robbie?"

"Sorry, I ate it (and the bottle)"

knecht wrote:

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Jake Cole's table eh. The dream.

"Could you pass me the ketchup please Jake?"

"Sorry, dropped it."




could be worse, could be on Hourihane's....

"Could you pass me the brown sauce please Connor?"

*Hourihane sprays it all over someone on a different table*

I nominate this for post of the summer!

Yup. It's been a slow summer.

Classic Mc, nearly spilt my pint at Southampton Airport, but at £4 a throw managed to avoid that

seadog wrote:

Classic Mc, nearly spilt my pint at Southampton Airport, but at £4 a throw managed to avoid that

Does that mean you're now airdog? Sounds like an 80's American show or a hangover cure.

Glad to say I didn't contribute to sponsor Argyle's equivalent of Rooney.

Penz is correct - local businesses should be on the sponsorship trail. With a rich owner sponsorship should be unnecessary.

Once I've finished all the incorrect Euro 2012 predictions I can retire gracefully. I won't cancel completely just in case my vote is ever needed.
PAFC will be Way Down (a la Elvis) for a Lloonngg time. I've given over 60 years of support and now feel I can retire from the pressure and strain.

Thanks Argyle, it was an exciting ride - almost but never quite made it.

Merv Plummer

That's a crap flounce Merv. Stick with it, see how the season starts and if you still feel the same, go out with a bang

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Yeah mate! Merv, I've got an idea and it would make you a hero. Basically you need to smuggle a rail gun (if you played Red Faction 2 on Playstation 2 then you'd know EXACTLY the one I mean) into Home Park on the first day of the season, then when Accrington score their third or fourth and you've built up enough anger you run onto the pitch, get to the centre circle and then blow your upset little head to soggy smithereens...Of course, when the Po Po like JonB examine your body they'l reveal a mural to ATD tattooed onto your headless body, and the site will grow like never before.


HAW HEE HAW

/evil laugh

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Yeah mate! Merv, I've got an idea and it would make you a hero. Basically you need to smuggle a rail gun (if you played Red Faction 2 on Playstation 2 then you'd know EXACTLY the one I mean) into Home Park on the first day of the season, then when Accrington score their third or fourth and you've built up enough anger you run onto the pitch, get to the centre circle and then blow your upset little head to soggy smithereens...Of course, when the Po Po like JonB examine your body they'l reveal a mural to ATD tattooed onto your headless body, and the site will grow like never before.


HAW HEE HAW

/evil laugh

LOL LOL LOL

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Yeah mate! Merv, I've got an idea and it would make you a hero. Basically you need to smuggle a rail gun (if you played Red Faction 2 on Playstation 2 then you'd know EXACTLY the one I mean) into Home Park on the first day of the season, then when Accrington score their third or fourth and you've built up enough anger you run onto the pitch, get to the centre circle and then blow your upset little head to soggy smithereens...Of course, when the Po Po like JonB examine your body they'l reveal a mural to ATD tattooed onto your headless body, and the site will grow like never before.


HAW HEE HAW

/evil laugh

Now that would be an exit.

C'mon Merv if you are going to do a flounce then do a praaaaappppeeeerrrr flounce.Its Aldershot who will be calling the shots by the way Mock.They will probably beat Merv heads down.

I don't see a problem with Merv's comments. If he wants to pack it in, he'll pack it in.
What is it with folk acusing fellow fans of a 'flounce' ? ... a bit Pasotiesque.
Plenty of older fans decide to call it a day... it's how it is.
Millions of people anounce their retirement from work, is that a 'flounce' ? Are they ridiculed ?

Penz wrote:

I don't see a problem with Merv's comments. If he wants to pack it in, he'll pack it in.
What is it with folk acusing fellow fans of a 'flounce' ? ... a bit Pasotiesque.
Plenty of older fans decide to call it a day... it's how it is.
Millions of people anounce their retirement from work, is that a 'flounce' ? Are they ridiculed ?

Are you going soft in your old age Penz? I think Merv and others knew I was joking. Maybe I'll have to use more smileys

Greenjock wrote:

Penz wrote:

I don't see a problem with Merv's comments. If he wants to pack it in, he'll pack it in.
What is it with folk acusing fellow fans of a 'flounce' ? ... a bit Pasotiesque.
Plenty of older fans decide to call it a day... it's how it is.
Millions of people anounce their retirement from work, is that a 'flounce' ? Are they ridiculed ?

Are you going soft in your old age Penz? I think Merv and others knew I was joking. Maybe I'll have to use more smileys

Didn't you see my smileys ?

Penz wrote:

Greenjock wrote:

Penz wrote:

I don't see a problem with Merv's comments. If he wants to pack it in, he'll pack it in.
What is it with folk acusing fellow fans of a 'flounce' ? ... a bit Pasotiesque.
Plenty of older fans decide to call it a day... it's how it is.
Millions of people anounce their retirement from work, is that a 'flounce' ? Are they ridiculed ?

Are you going soft in your old age Penz? I think Merv and others knew I was joking. Maybe I'll have to use more smileys

Didn't you see my smileys ?

No I was too busy composing my leaving speech

I hate smileys. We're not 8 year olds texting each other during Physics. I'd ban the creepy focks.

BAN

pafcineurope wrote:

Glad to say I didn't contribute to sponsor Argyle's equivalent of Rooney.

Penz is correct - local businesses should be on the sponsorship trail. With a rich owner sponsorship should be unnecessary.

Once I've finished all the incorrect Euro 2012 predictions I can retire gracefully. I won't cancel completely just in case my vote is ever needed.
PAFC will be Way Down (a la Elvis) for a Lloonngg time. I've given over 60 years of support and now feel I can retire from the pressure and strain.

Thanks Argyle, it was an exciting ride - almost but never quite made it.

Merv Plummer

Hope it wasn't something I said, or didn't say. I'll miss your vacant face. Merv ! Merv ! He's a hero !

He's digging out Red Faction 2 I reckon.