Agree about the awful grunts and screeches coming from the courts,especially the players, these days,completely spoils it IMHO.I don't take a great interest in tennis now,a lot of the players seem rather robotical and colourless,not like the great days of Johhny Mac,Jimbo and Vitas.Mind you,there was Lendl to balance things up,i suppose.I watch a match now and then but not religiously as i once did.In the days of yore,many of the female players had Lesbianic tendencies-does this culture still prevail?
BTW-the lady that you offended-her partner could have been Heaney from your description.Another coincidence to start a many page thread?