Your life on earth.

From the BBC.

How you and the world have changes since you were born.

Click yer.

My heat has beaten 2 billion times.

America is now 1.3 metres further away!

There was twice as much wine available per person when I was born compared to now!!!!!!  

4 billion (and increasing by the second) more people on the planet than when I popped into the world.

Moist_Von_Lipwig wrote:

From the BBC.

How you and the world have changes since you were born.

Click yer.

My heat has beaten 2 billion times.

America is now 1.3 metres further away!

There was twice as much wine available per person when I was born compared to now!!!!!!  

4 billion (and increasing by the second) more people on the planet than when I pooed into the world.

Lots of things change Moist thats true, But one thing never changes Argyle are still shite!

I've travelled 38 billion kilometres around the Sun. I hit the wall around the 20 billion mark, but I powered through and got the job done Clare.

sufferedsince 68 wrote:

Moist_Von_Lipwig wrote:

From the BBC.

How you and the world have changes since you were born.

Click yer.

My heat has beaten 2 billion times.

America is now 1.3 metres further away!

There was twice as much wine available per person when I was born compared to now!!!!!!  

4 billion (and increasing by the second) more people on the planet than when I pooed into the world.

Lots of things change Moist thats true, But one thing never changes Argyle are still shite!

True Suffered. Also one more typo and edit to add to the list!!!

We're doomed I tell thee to terrible suffering and plague, doomed.

Read awhile back that the first human to have the capacity to live for 1000 years has almost certainly already been born .Logical I suppose when you consider the scientific and medicinal advancements in the past 80 years or so-just imagine the pace of progress in the next 80 when building on the knowledge already gathered. Actually, i don't think I want to live for 1000 years , maybe it would be OK if someone discovered the elixir of eternal youth but i'm past that anyway. Bet Argyle still wouldn't have reached the fecking premier league even then.

So if my maths is correct you've drunk half of the worlds wine since you were born Moist ?

AstiSpumante wrote:

So if my maths is correct you've drunk half of the worlds wine since you were born Moist ?  

Could well be.

I've passed 11,500 cubic metres of methane. That's just a guess.

i learnt that anacondas give birth and dont lay eggs

That'll teach you to shag a snake.