England v Ukraine v The Great British Bake Off

And the Bake Off wins.

A bonus will be not having to listen to the soggy bottomed pie faced Adrian Childs.

Engurland for me, massive game for us, RRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!

Sorry, open mic session down the Fortescue tonight, I shall be mainly playing Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot and a few bits of Greenday, acoustically of course. followed by 18 pints of Stella and a Domino's pizza when I stagger home.

bake off a certainty for me, im hoping we dont qualify. I wont have to put up with face painted ,Sun sponsored hat wearing dicks driving around with flags out their bloody car windows.
GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP

Person Of Interest wrote:

Sorry, open mic session down the Fortescue tonight, I shall be mainly playing Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot and a few bits of Greenday, acoustically of course. followed by 18 pints of Stella and a Domino's pizza when I stagger home.

Saw Neil Young & Crazy Horse at the 02 in June..........absolute legend.

Seven hours in front I will be fast asleep in the theatre of greens and dreaming of Mansfield away and the Cobblers at home. My first trip home for a year.
No longer get excited for the national team and I think Dougie has the best idea. The great British Bake Off will have more excitement than the national team but I will be happy if I am wrong.

IsThatHHP? wrote:

Person Of Interest wrote:

Sorry, open mic session down the Fortescue tonight, I shall be mainly playing Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot and a few bits of Greenday, acoustically of course. followed by 18 pints of Stella and a Domino's pizza when I stagger home.

Saw Neil Young & Crazy Horse at the 02 in June..........absolute legend.

He sure tiz. Plus, his songs are easy to play..... ish! Though why Gordon Lightfoot play's so many F bar chords never ceases to amaze me - plus I'm crap at them.

think a draw is likely result.
wales & scotland will lose as usual.

This is a huge game for England and unlike some i still care a great deal about my national team. I've just bought 12 bottles of Peroni and i'm not moving from the TV or laptop until they're all empty, COME ON ENGLAND !!

---ditto----and I'm wearing my england shirt...yahooooooooooo

IsThatHHP? wrote:

This is a huge game for England and unlike some i still care a great deal about my national team. I've just bought 12 bottles of Peroni and i'm not moving from the TV or laptop until they're all empty, COME ON ENGLAND !!

That's the spirit!

Usually find myself agreeing with uncle doug but not on this occasion, i fookin hate baking programs, that prick jamie oliver, ramsay and all those soft tossers that work in kitchens, get a proper job you pussies!!! yes i will be watching woys boys scuffling about, come on Ingerland!

Out for dinner in Olbia, Sardinia, hopefully won't be on anywhere we go - will be donning the Scotland shirt on the trip to Porto Rotunda tomorrow, bitter that we didn't make more of a go of it. I think England are all but through now, that's all I got to say on the matter!!

Adrian Chiles, wor.

Stevie G and Ukranian captain reading out a missive about fair play, riveting stuff.

Joe Hart's got a singing voice to soften even the roughest of men.

Actually, compared to some of these sub-Russians, he does.

Geddon you fockin buuuys in white innit.

Arise Sir Henry Weston. Patron of all those who need to watch it now but not remember it in the morning.

8.2% and 3 for £5 in the fockin Sco's innit  

Ucrane...? If we cant beat a fockin Russian club side then bollocks to 'em.

Geddon Lamby you big white Dave Regis

On the Hoegaarden.

It's funny.

Hoegarden...

That's a living thing isn't it Mocky. Full of yeast, like a vaginal infection, or is that hops? Not sure but don't trust that German/Belgian conspiracy.

Plucky Scotland holding onto a draw with Macedonia HT:0v0

Ball retention is typically English. Non existent

Plucky Scotland playing well away to Macedonia thank you very much. Better than the shite England game where both sides want to counter attack zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Still a draw will do England.

Pokesdown wrote:

Hoegarden...

That's a living thing isn't it Mocky. Full of yeast, like a vaginal infection, or is that hops? Not sure but don't trust that German/Belgian conspiracy.

It tastes pretty alive.

So far England have lumped it up ter Rickie quite a lot, ineffectively.

Unconvinced by Walker, Wilshere and Milner.

England are shite. Well on there way to an embarrassing summer next year.

The Scotland games just kicked off in the second half and 15 seconds later the Macedonia keeper comes down the tunnel onto the pitch.