Peter Purports

Guess who has this on their website..?

Quote :

A brand is essentially a promise.

The bigger the promise, the more important it is to keep it.

People - and "consumers" are people - judge you on what you do, not what you say.

They want you to display emotional intelligence and empathy. They expect you to deliver.

Peter Jones? Am I right? Am I?

Pokesdown wrote:

Guess who has this on their website..?

Quote :

A brand is essentially a promise.

The bigger the promise, the more important it is to keep it.

People - and "consumers" are people - judge you on what you do, not what you say.

They want you to display emotional intelligence and empathy. They expect you to deliver.

Hilarious ! Sadly, this appalling hypocrisy, is the only thing the club is good at these days.

Pokesdown wrote:

Guess who has this on their website..?

Quote :

A brand is essentially a promise.

The bigger the promise, the more important it is to keep it.

People - and "consumers" are people - judge you on what you do, not what you say.

They want you to display emotional intelligence and empathy. They expect you to deliver.

Peter Jones purports to know what he's on about, but in truth he talks out of his ass.

Dougie wrote:

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Peter Jones purports to be interested in meeting the fans

The body language is appalling on all of them except Brent. Only two of them are looking at the audience and one of those is fiddling with a pen.

Two appear to be fiddling with their phones, the one that looks like he headmaster at St Trinians is holding a private conversation with Theo Paphides and Jones is looking longingly towards the exit.

Webb's shirt looks massive, like a child wearing his dads to a game. Has he borrowed Nool's?

Went to that puppetfest - vowed never to go again, a totally fascile experience.

Peter Jones is looking in my direction.

Alternatively, a certain Mr Newell was sitting in front of me ......

knecht wrote:

Peter Jones is looking in my direction.

Alternatively, a certain Mr Newell was sitting in front of me ......

Were you wearing THAT jumper ?

ps whatever happened to those suggestion boxes - must be overflowing with praise for the board by now

Quite a nice word is purports.Rather similar to Purple,Purpose,Porpoise and Perhaps.

Perhaps Peter Possibly Puts Priority on Purple Porpoises Predictably Panning Purported Punters.

Ah,alliterations,ahh adores all.

Dougie wrote:

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Peter Jones purports to be a catalogue man

ps whatever happened to those suggestion boxes - must be overflowing with praise for the board by now

hardly ever used

Hugh Watt wrote:

Dougie wrote:

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Peter Jones purports to be interested in meeting the fans

The body language is appalling on all of them except Brent. Only two of them are looking at the audience and one of those is fiddling with a pen.

Two appear to be fiddling with their phones, the one that looks like he headmaster at St Trinians is holding a private conversation with Theo Paphides and Jones is looking longingly towards the exit.

Webb reminds me a bit of Harold Wilson or Tony Benn. Grow a beard, wear a football shirt, hey presto you have a man of the people.

My parents both worked for the Post Office in Pennycomequick and they always reckoned that the union people were arseholes. This is going back a few years of course, while Webb was but a twinkle in Mr & Mrs Webb seniors' eyes, but it seems nothing's changed other than the location.

Webb looks like he's being noshed off by someone under the table.

"Not now Lee, this is sposed to be a portant meeting"

Where the f*ck have Webbs shoulders gone? They slope at a quite extraordinary angle.

Greenjock wrote:

Webb looks like he's being noshed off by someone under the table.

"Not now Lee, this is sposed to be a portant meeting"

Glad I wan't drinking when I read that. Ha ha

Czarcasm wrote:

Where the f*ck have Webbs shoulders gone? They slope at a quite extraordinary angle.

He looks like a clothes peg doesn't he?

dear me what a dreadful picture

He looks like the accused.

seadog wrote:

He looks like the accused.

He looks like Charles Manson

Looks to me like Brent's the freaky scientist saying:

"This sad case sat next to me may seem pathetic to you, buy when I tell you that a mere 4 months ago, he was found wandering in the depths of Central Park, having been reared by a family of grey squirrels......................"

Looks like the Nuremberg trials