Bladerunner shoots and kills his girlfriend.

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

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I think he got the concept of shooting over her face a little wrong...

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious.

Greenjock wrote:

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

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predictable but.....

Czarcasm wrote:

I think he got the concept of shooting over her face a little wrong...

Pokesdown wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious.

She was a looker as well.

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Now charged with her murder:

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He'd be a natural in the modern pentathlon.