Early leaver

They are making a big deal out of fans leaving early on the farm, lots of us have medical condition and need the toilet facilities, being sat at the back of Lyndhurst, I leave when the board goes up so I am not held up in my moment of need

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You might have a medical condition but not everybody else leaving early does. If somebody intends to feck off early then why not sit at the front? Or behind a goal where it wouldn't matter because the lines of sight are all different. Once the gangways are filled with people standing up the standing people feck it right up for those who would like to see all of the game. If it isn't medically necessary then it is nothing else but a selfish feck YOU, PAL to those of us who would like to see the whole game. Wankers.

Surely the piss taking thread should be started by us

If you sit at the back it takes ages to get out even if the crowd is in the low 6000s. When I watch Premier League games, the stadiums seem to be empty within minutes. The stairs are so narrow. Some people have to get trains and buses home so I can understand them leaving if they have a specific timetable to keep. I tend to exit early as it annoys me having to wait stood on the stairs but I can see why people get annoyed by it. I am just an impatient person.

My advice, just stand up.

Then you are a selfish wanker because you feck it up for others and don't give afuck about that you do. Sit at the front or behind an goal. Don't tell people to stand up for one thing they might not be able to and for another it is illegal to stand up in a football ground. Just because you are impatient others have to be put out. Grow up tw@t.

It would help if the stewards would just allow the nippers to climb over the seats to get out. That would ease congestion for all.

Little bit harsh, Franny...

Perhaps they need top catch a train, and the one after ain't for another 2 hours?

Everybody will have their own selfish, me first and sod you reasons. There could well be hundreds of different reasons tand a unique one for each of the hundreds who leave early. I don't mind them leaving early but they should some consideration and sit at the front so that when they go they can get out even more quickly and not stand in the way and block the view of the vast majority who want to see all of a game. Individually they are not a problem at all but collectively they are a bunch of selfish cnuts.

If I may be so bold. If you need/want to leave early then get up and leave. What understandably annoys people are the fans that want to be the first ones out but want to also see the action. They are indeed very selfish.

I wear a nappy to matches and then there is no need for me to leave until the very end of the match, unfortunately if I soil myself I have to change it mid match some times but people don't seem to mind, in fact I rarely have anyone sat within five yards of me.

Surely the easy solution is to nip down to the front and take a spare seat in one of the front rows (there are enough of them going these days").

That way you don't impede anyone's view, don't miss any action and can get away quickly. Sorted.

What annoys me is when able body adults use the disable facilities

GreenSam wrote:

Surely the easy solution is to nip down to the front and take a spare seat in one of the front rows (there are enough of them going these days").

That way you don't impede anyone's view, don't miss any action and can get away quickly. Sorted.

The poor loves probably don't want to sit in the rain. They are far too important for that. Wankers.

Tgwu wrote:

What annoys me is when able body adults use the disable facilities

Agreed. They are wankers too.

Tgwu wrote:

What annoys me is when able body adults use the disable facilities

Able bodied maybe but mentally disabled

People have always left the ground early, whether we're winning, losing or drawing or some other result. I've never understood it, but have to say that it doesn't really bother me.

Not at all.

Not in the slightest.

Furthermore I don't really understand people getting upset about it.

I'm really chilled out today.

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:

People have always left the ground early, whether we're winning, losing or drawing or some other result. I've never understood it, but have to say that it doesn't really bother me.

Not at all.

Not in the slightest.

Furthermore I don't really understand people getting upset about it.

I'm really chilled out today.

Yeah but you haven't got you own car parking space. How can you be chilled out?

I once left early many years ago. We were winning or losing 2 - 0 (can't remember which way around). I thought it was all over and thought I'd avoid the crush to get away.

Fool! We drew 2 - 2!

It annoys me when people decide to leave early and they don't wait for a lull in play or a dead ball.

Hugh Watt wrote:

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:

People have always left the ground early, whether we're winning, losing or drawing or some other result. I've never understood it, but have to say that it doesn't really bother me.

Not at all.

Not in the slightest.

Furthermore I don't really understand people getting upset about it.

I'm really chilled out today.

Yeah but you haven't got you own car parking space. How can you be chilled out?

You cut me deep Shrek.

You cut me deep.

The Red Star wrote:

Surely the piss taking thread should be started by us

There are some angry people about today, or are they just taking the pi$$ ?

knecht wrote:

I once left early many years ago. We were winning or losing 2 - 0 (can't remember which way around). I thought it was all over and thought I'd avoid the crush to get away.

Fool! We drew 2 - 2!

It annoys me when people decide to leave early and they don't wait for a lull in play or a dead ball.

One of the very few times that i could stomach no more and departed in a temper was against Charlton a few years ago.Charlton took the lead in injury time with a penalty,which triggered my expletive riddled exit.I'd got as far as lighting a fag outside the ground and the goal-signalling roar went up from inside-Mpenza had come on as sub and smacked home the equaliser with his first touch.That learnt me.

i'd gladly leave early if it blocked webbzzzz or newells view.