Now for some good news...

I should tell you all that I intend to win the euromillions lottery some time over the next few weeks, which should give me somewhere in the region of £50m or so to play with.

I will obviously be buying out Brent, providing the lawyers can work their way through the myriad of schemes, companies and ownerships that seem to be in place at the moment.

I will also be:

1. Sacking the manager and appointing a new one that knows something about football management
2. Abolishing the role of President
3. Having hangers on in the directors box forcibly ejected and passes removed.
4. Removing all traces of Forza thingy along with their big flags
5. Offering ATD members the opportunity to sit on a board to challenge me at any time......oh, hang on...

Let me know of any other requests and I'll see what can be done. First come first served on the parking spaces as they really are very rare and greatly prized.

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:

I should tell you all that I intend to win the euromillions lottery some time over the next few weeks, which should give me somewhere in the region of £50m or so to play with.

I will obviously be buying out Brent, providing the lawyers can work their way through the myriad of schemes, companies and ownerships that seem to be in place at the moment.

I will also be:

1. Sacking the manager and appointing a new one that knows something about football management
2. Abolishing the role of President
3. Having hangers on in the directors box forcibly ejected and passes removed.
4. Removing all traces of Forza thingy along with their big flags
5. Offering ATD members the opportunity to sit on a board to challenge me at any time......oh, hang on...

Let me know of any other requests and I'll see what can be done. First come first served on the parking spaces as they really are very rare and greatly prized.

Just on point 3, couldn't you shove the passes up their arses instead?

Noted. I'll ask Jock if he wants the job.

The parking space that you will kindly give to me as a reward for helping you to gain control of the club, càn I auction it to Nick at an incredibly over inflated cost to help pay the staff wages?

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:

Noted. I'll ask Jock if he wants the job.

I feel I'm slightly over qualified for the role but go on then. Job satisfaction is almost as important as salary.

What about some dirty women for half time entertainment, bigger pasties and some strikers that score.

GOB wrote:

The parking space that you will kindly give to me as a reward for helping you to gain control of the club, càn I auction it to Nick at an incredibly over inflated cost to help pay the staff wages?

No. Any more of that and I might not give you the role of President. (I was going to abolish that, but I may find it useful )

Can we have these instead of Forza Nerd then?

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Can you sign us a few players that

A) Didn't play under Eddie Howe
B) over the age of 18

Drop Plymouth from the clubs name as that will make pasoti look stupid and us clever.

Iggy wrote:

Drop Plymouth from the clubs name as that will make pasoti look stupid and us clever.

I hope you are going to finish off the ground, something along the model of Sandy Park, rather than have retail outlets and hotels built in. I would suggest a real ale bar, then a pasty counter, real ale/cider bar, chinese takeaway, general bar, general food takeaway, real ale bar and so on. Go online and look at a plan of what the Exeter chiefs have - quite impressive. Just hope you bloody win though, and when you order a taxi for Fletcher make sure its reliable.

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when you order a taxi for Fletcher make sure its reliable

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I have one space for a ATD person for my Avatar football team

And a Lap dancing club!

PlymptonPilgrim wrote:

I should tell you all that I intend to win the euromillions lottery some time over the next few weeks, which should give me somewhere in the region of £50m or so to play with.

I will obviously be buying out Brent, providing the lawyers can work their way through the myriad of schemes, companies and ownerships that seem to be in place at the moment.

I will also be:

1. Sacking the manager and appointing a new one that knows something about football management
2. Abolishing the role of President
3. Having hangers on in the directors box forcibly ejected and passes removed.
4. Removing all traces of Forza thingy along with their big flags
5. Offering ATD members the opportunity to sit on a board to challenge me at any time......oh, hang on...

Let me know of any other requests and I'll see what can be done. First come first served on the parking spaces as they really are very rare and greatly prized.

Agree with all of that:
6.Scrap the fan-fests.
7.Get the Super-fans and Fest cliques eradicated from the club once and for all.
8.Burn the Pasoti hoardings within the ground.

Can we have a score board that is sea salt resistant?

So, the first part of the plan hasn't gone terribly well in that I did not win the euromillions jackpot.

I remain optimistic however.

Dear PlymptonPilgrim
To further your plans of world domination (and sorting out Argyle) I will buy you/Fletcher Out campaign, a euromillions ticket tomorrow. Numbers 13,14,17,38,42 plus 1 and 9 Bonus. Picked by the missus who doesn't know many numbers. Saturday you'll own the club. I want half.

so should simao win the jackpot we will have yet another 'myriad' of schemes ..........

Greenjock wrote:

Can we have these instead of Forza Nerd then?

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seconded

simao wrote:

Dear PlymptonPilgrim
To further your plans of world domination (and sorting out Argyle) I will buy you/Fletcher Out campaign, a euromillions ticket tomorrow. Numbers 13,14,17,38,42 plus 1 and 9 Bonus. Picked by the missus who doesn't know many numbers. Saturday you'll own the club. I want half.

I can't promise anything at this stage, but you will be considered for an associate Director's position, with, of course, all the prawn sandwiches you could possibly want.

Bugger. There goes the competetive budget. €2