Fancy being an Argyle director?

This seems like a regurgitation from last year when Brent was talking about adding a female to the Board. That search obviously fell flat on its face and now they’ve had to actually advertise via a third party for someone that ticks the box.

Pretty desperate.

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Brent quoted in the article....

it's exactly the same process as if it was for a job, other than for the fact that we are not proposing to pay people.

Why does Brent find these things so difficult? Whether it’s investors, directors or constructors, there doesn’t seem to be a stampede of people willing to be involved with him.

Looking at it again, it would appear being an Argyle fan or even a football fan isn’t high up on the criteria checklist. Just as long as you’re either female or ethnic minority, and are willing to work for the good of the club, for fook all as recompense.

Nauseating.

Frank Bullitt wrote:

Why does Brent find these things so difficult? Whether it’s investors, directors or constructors, there doesn’t seem to be a stampede of people willing to be involved with him.

So 6 months after Two directors with expertise in Marketing (Jones) Human Resources (Felwick) announced their intention to step down, Brent has carried out what he calls a "skills audit" and discovered he needs expertise in Marketing and Human Resources.

The man is clearly a genius, no wonder he has been such a successful businessman

Czarcasm wrote:

Looking at it again, it would appear being an Argyle fan or even a football fan isn’t high up on the criteria checklist. Just as long as you’re either female or ethnic minority, and are willing to work for the good of the club, for fook all as recompense.

Nauseating.

Doesnt even ask if they have money to invest which is hat the club needs more than anything instead of trying to appease pressure groups and tick demographic boxes.

Nodding donkey in skirt required - no pay but nice wooden seat on match days!!

Angry wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

Looking at it again, it would appear being an Argyle fan or even a football fan isn’t high up on the criteria checklist. Just as long as you’re either female or ethnic minority, and are willing to work for the good of the club, for fook all as recompense.

Nauseating.

Doesnt even ask if they have money to invest which is hat the club needs more than anything instead of trying to appease pressure groups and tick demographic boxes.

We don't need walleted directors.

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

Angry wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

Looking at it again, it would appear being an Argyle fan or even a football fan isn’t high up on the criteria checklist. Just as long as you’re either female or ethnic minority, and are willing to work for the good of the club, for fook all as recompense.

Nauseating.

Doesnt even ask if they have money to invest which is hat the club needs more than anything instead of trying to appease pressure groups and tick demographic boxes.

We don't need walleted directors.

no we just need ones who contribute nothing towards the running of the club cause we dont have enough of them already.

Over on the farm gibbering dimwit Captain Wankspasm has called it a "dream job".

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

Angry wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

Looking at it again, it would appear being an Argyle fan or even a football fan isn’t high up on the criteria checklist. Just as long as you’re either female or ethnic minority, and are willing to work for the good of the club, for fook all as recompense.

Nauseating.

Doesnt even ask if they have money to invest which is hat the club needs more than anything instead of trying to appease pressure groups and tick demographic boxes.

We don't need walleted directors.

Of course we don't. Money grows on trees dunnit. Either that or in trust run club pipe dreams.

Hugh Watt wrote:

Over on the farm gibbering dimwit Captain Wankspasm has called it a "dream job".

IF he should be selected im feckin argyle off and supporting exeter city.

Angry wrote:

Hugh Watt wrote:

Over on the farm gibbering dimwit Captain Wankspasm has called it a "dream job".

IF he should be selected im feckin argyle off and supporting exeter city.

Paul is an expert in retail don't forget! So not the HR or Marketing guru that is missing from the Directors Box.

There's only one appointment that would make me consider such drastic action.

I think we all know who that would be.

BBC1 wrote:

Angry wrote:

Hugh Watt wrote:

Over on the farm gibbering dimwit Captain Wankspasm has called it a "dream job".

IF he should be selected im feckin argyle off and supporting exeter city.

Paul is an expert in retail don't forget! So not the HR or Marketing guru that is missing from the Directors Box.

There's only one appointment that would make me consider such drastic action.

I think we all know who that would be.

He is pretty much one now bbc all of his fecked up ideas get the green light cause of his pull in that boardroom.

Angry wrote:

Hugh Watt wrote:

Over on the farm gibbering dimwit Captain Wankspasm has called it a "dream job".

IF he should be selected im feckin argyle off and supporting exeter city.

Good choice, at least Shitty are getting a new stand, work has ACTUALLY started.

Frank Bullitt wrote:

Why does Brent find these things so difficult? Whether it’s investors, directors or constructors, there doesn’t seem to be a stampede of people willing to be involved with him.

Err, because he is a complete ?

Angry wrote:

BBC1 wrote:

Angry wrote:

Hugh Watt wrote:

Over on the farm gibbering dimwit Captain Wankspasm has called it a "dream job".

IF he should be selected im feckin argyle off and supporting exeter city.

Paul is an expert in retail don't forget! So not the HR or Marketing guru that is missing from the Directors Box.

There's only one appointment that would make me consider such drastic action.

I think we all know who that would be.

He is pretty much one now bbc all of his fecked up ideas get the green light cause of his pull in that boardroom.

Don't get me started!

Nobody picked him up on a joke he tried on PASOTI the other day. I forget what meaningless drivel thread it was but he said something like 'As football advisor to the Board' and continued with some funny stuff.

I'm sure he wrote that to get a bite, being the King Troll that he is.

I'm also sure that this will get back to him that I've seen and commented on his shit comment. Still, he'll be smarting over the new Ebay account selling a coffee cup for £20 as they take the piss out of certain individuals.

Ive not got the legs for it ..darling
There looking for a piece of crumpet to make the teas at H/T & keep quiet and look pretty
Diversity my arse

Greenskin wrote:

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

Angry wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

Looking at it again, it would appear being an Argyle fan or even a football fan isn’t high up on the criteria checklist. Just as long as you’re either female or ethnic minority, and are willing to work for the good of the club, for fook all as recompense.

Nauseating.

Doesnt even ask if they have money to invest which is hat the club needs more than anything instead of trying to appease pressure groups and tick demographic boxes.

We don't need walleted directors.

Of course we don't. Money grows on trees dunnit. Either that or in trust run club pipe dreams.

Ooooh. Get her.

Barcelona FC and Green Bay Packers NFL club seem to be doing ok as publicly owned and controlled entities. Perhaps we should ask an ex-Carillion director to hop on board to complement Brent's undoubted trading genius.

Nobody with any money or credibility will join Jimmy's circus, i think the Brentmare is coming to an end.

beesrus wrote:

Barcelona FC and Green Bay Packers NFL club seem to be doing ok as publicly owned and controlled entities. Perhaps we should ask an ex-Carillion director to hop on board to complement Brent's undoubted trading genius.

Not to mention the entirety of German professional football too.

Still it's not like Germany ever does anything in world football, is it?

Bloody also-rans.

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

Greenskin wrote:

Sir Francis Drake wrote:

Angry wrote:

Czarcasm wrote:

Looking at it again, it would appear being an Argyle fan or even a football fan isn’t high up on the criteria checklist. Just as long as you’re either female or ethnic minority, and are willing to work for the good of the club, for fook all as recompense.

Nauseating.

Doesnt even ask if they have money to invest which is hat the club needs more than anything instead of trying to appease pressure groups and tick demographic boxes.

We don't need walleted directors.

Of course we don't. Money grows on trees dunnit. Either that or in trust run club pipe dreams.

Ooooh. Get her.

What a funny reply.Funny peculiar that is. It wasn't meant to be a bitchy comment....more pithy I suppose. Must make myself clearer in future in distinguishing bitch from pith.

tigertony wrote:

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If that was ever the case, and was made official, i'd organise a storming of the directors box and end it once and for all.