125+1 and something funny

I received a PM from the above inviting me to phone him on a certain number if I wanted to hear something funny. For the benefit of everyone if you have something funny to share put it on here. I have no wish to enter into private messages with anyone except a mod if there is a problem.

Very sensible Sensible, and good advice.
I can't imagine 125 coming out with anything funny.

Farm tactics?

GOB wrote:

Farm tactics?

That's a couple of sleeper cells that have shown up on the Twatometer tonight....