Hello Amsterdamage - my name is Horatio and I am tt's son. My Dad has always had a snag scrolling down due to his war injury. Well not quite war but close to war. He was in Guayaquil in Ecuador cementing Ecuador/UK relations with some dark haired slinky female when her husband walked in.
He was some big beast and grabbed my Dad by his right hand and started twisting
but the dark haired slinky female hit her husband over the head with a brass pig named Norbertdessythingy.
My Dad made his escape through the window but with damaged tendons thus his snag with scrolling down.
Well, he followed your instructions, without scrolling down, and came in wobbling side to side
singing some strange song then put on a frock and went out dancing in the street. He's back now - the police brought him back. Luckily he doesn't smoke.
I'll glue his new toy tomorrow - in the drive.