Peggy's Mundane Thread

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

Just had a bloody good laugh!

Watched a 'scarey' (as the wife called it) episode of Endeavour where people were killed in a big creepy house during the night. Afterwards she has gone upstairs in the dark to bed and decided to check the kids. Lodger 1 fast asleep in her bed so wife goes to check on Lodger 2 and he jumps out at her on the landing!

The scream and swearing was quite loud!

You shouldn't allow lodger 2 to swear at your misses on the landing mouldy......bread and water for a week.......oh he's already on bread and water......doesn't seem to be working then.

Left the electric blanket on all night

This morning it's all 'your son needs this' and 'your son needs that.'

Lodger 1 is not impressed with her brother and has sided with the wife.

Lodger 2 thinks it's funny!

I think it's funny as well!

early pint and brekky at Wetherspoons for you two i reckon

One week to go before I can have a pint, I'll try and resist spoons and go out in the evening like a sensible person would.

alannotivvy wrote:

early pint and brekky at Wetherspoons for you two i reckon

....is he old enough to drink ?

Went over the Tamar Bridge yesterday and a sign said ''Stud fault'' Who are they referring to?

Maybe you, did you have your roof down?

Back from Derriford, operation declared a success, now have a hole in the head.

pepsipete wrote:

Back from Derriford,  operation declared a success,  now have a hole in the head.

Get whale soon.

hope it all goes ok Pete

pepsipete wrote:

Back from Derriford,  operation declared a success,  now have a hole in the head.

Best wishes pepsi.

Les Miserable wrote:

pepsipete wrote:

Back from Derriford,  operation declared a success,  now have a hole in the head.

Get whale soon.

Very droll Les . Best wishes Pete.

Much more of this healthy eating mularky and I reckon I'll start looking like a cucumber or a cherry tomato.

Went over the Tamar bridge again - stud is fixed.

Les Miserable wrote:

pepsipete wrote:

Back from Derriford,  operation declared a success,  now have a hole in the head.

Get whale soon.

What are you spouting about?

I'm getting hassled as we speak by a bluebottle that is half asleep. When he's lying on his back careening across my face I can literally hear him snoring, as soon as I lay hold of private eye to flatten the fecker he's in the wide awake club and simultaneously turns into the invisible man. WD40 and a lighter coming out in a mo.

In fact his should probably be on the flies thread I started in the summer. It must just be me. Flies in feckin January.

Amsterdamage wrote:

One week to go before I can have a pint, I'll try and resist spoons and go out in the evening like a sensible person would.

Went for a pint tonight, 2 pints of Rev whotisname bleddy andsome.

Old kitchen is out and is taken to the recycling centre

Why do we 'wash down walls'' but 'wash up dishes' and then just 'wash clothes' ?

Finalising buying a new kitchen today, plastering will be finished tomorrow.

Dogs been sick all night and didnt want to go for a walk.

Think she has a blocked arse

So has the pig in your avatar by the look of it.

Oh and a spoonful of liquid paraffin for your dog should sort it but be ready to rush for the door if needed.