Wanky Words

Segue.

Now, I know I'm not the most educated of Janner fuk-pigs, but, where the feck did this word suddenly come from.

I'm positive I have heard it before (not that I knew what it meant)  but I have heard it mentioned in various dispatches about 8 or 9 times over the last few days.


That is all.

Been going years, especially in music, it's Italian for 'it follows' much beloved of 70's prog music (so I'm told you understand)

PatDunne wrote:

Been going years, especially in music, it's Italian for 'it follows' much beloved of 70's prog music (so I'm told you understand)

I see. I'm almost 100% positive I have heard it used somewhere before. I just don't recall a word I'm not familiar with used so many times in such a short space after digging it up from the back of my sub conscience.

Of course, I should of goggled it instead of saying I'm not sure or remembered what it meant. I truly am an oik.

It's like thinking of buying a particular car, suddenly you keep seeing them on the road when you never noticed them before

Didn't happen to me when I bought my Bugatti Veyron.

An ATD ninja star to Pat Dunne I knew what the word went in context but thought it was a guppy invention because of the people that use it, like QI on here nowadays.

'Gobsmacked'

What a twatty word. I cringe every time I see/hear some inbred, mono-celled, horse-shit chewing, toothless, White Lightening drinking, cock, juggling, thunder kunt, using it.

That is all.

Iggy wrote:

An ATD ninja star to Pat Dunne I knew what the word went in context but thought it was a guppy invention because of the people that use it, like QI on here nowadays.

If I'm honest (I have my doubters), I did honestly think it was one of those ride-on contraptions with the gyroscope thingy in to keep you upright. That's a Segway. Pronounced the same thought, init!! init!!

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Person Of Interest wrote:

'Gobsmacked'

What a twatty word. I cringe every time I see/hear some inbred, mono-celled, horse-shit chewing, toothless, White Lightening drinking, cock, juggling, thunder kunt, using it.

That is all.

You surely where a little gobsmacked yourself after taking your dog for a walk in those icy conditioned.

'Craft' - seemingly code for 'home-made shite'.

Alternatively, 'craft beer' seems to be hipster-speak for 'real ale'.

'Bespoke'

Bespoke my arse, FFS. Words are like these trendy fads, aren't they. Once someone hears a different word they think it's trendy to use it ad infinitum, a bit like One Direction T-shirts.

Awesome  another Americanism that grips my shit!

Yeah. And why is it all meat nowadays has to be pulled?

[Apart from the fnar value, I mean.]