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PostSubject: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 2:15 pm

I was looking for something that would act as a thread lock for a bloody infuriating bolt that continues to vibrate loose on me bike after shop brands had failed to work, the answer was to wrap a little nylon fishing line around the bolt first!

There's my tip!
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 3:13 pm

In case of an emergency - a kids crayon will burn for 30 minutes. What a Face 
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 4:04 pm

Wrap some potatoes in tin foil and put them in a cupboard. They'll be a welcome consolation should your house ever burn to the ground.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 4:32 pm

Czarcasm wrote:
Wrap some potatoes in tin foil and put them in a cupboard. They'll be a welcome consolation should your house ever burn to the ground.

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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 5:18 pm

Keep tissue next to your bed
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 6:27 pm

Dane. wrote:
Keep tissue next to your bed

Especially if United are on the telly.

Their performances may well bring a tear to the eye.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 9:07 pm

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I was looking for something that would act as a thread lock for a bloody infuriating bolt that continues to vibrate loose on me bike after shop brands had failed to work, the answer was to wrap a little nylon fishing line around the bolt first!

There's my tip!

Horse hair + a green 'gunk' does the same thing. Here, use horse hair + green gunk instead of PTFE tape on plumbing stuff, lasts loads longer. Why buy nylock stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 9:08 pm

Forgot to say,that is my tip.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 9:13 pm

Never accept a lift from a man who lives in a bungalow.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyTue Apr 08, 2014 9:18 pm

boom boom!
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyThu Apr 10, 2014 3:10 pm

Drop half a dozen tea bags in your hot water tank and
enjoy having tea constantly on tap.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyThu Apr 10, 2014 3:14 pm

Old telephone books make ideal address books.
Simply cross out all of the names of people you don't know.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyThu Apr 10, 2014 3:29 pm

Toe nail clippings make excellent toothpicks.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyThu Apr 10, 2014 3:38 pm

hippo wrote:
GOB wrote:
I was looking for something that would act as a thread lock for a bloody infuriating bolt that continues to vibrate loose on me bike after shop brands had failed to work, the answer was to wrap a little nylon fishing line around the bolt first!

There's my tip!

Horse hair + a green 'gunk' does the same thing.  Here, use horse hair + green gunk instead of PTFE tape on plumbing stuff, lasts loads longer.  Why buy nylock stuff.



Not too many of us have a horse.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyThu Apr 10, 2014 4:18 pm

Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyThu Apr 10, 2014 4:22 pm

Stop your dog from pulling on its lead by simply
walking faster.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyThu Apr 10, 2014 11:48 pm

zyph wrote:
hippo wrote:
GOB wrote:
I was looking for something that would act as a thread lock for a bloody infuriating bolt that continues to vibrate loose on me bike after shop brands had failed to work, the answer was to wrap a little nylon fishing line around the bolt first!

There's my tip!

Horse hair + a green 'gunk' does the same thing. Here, use horse hair + green gunk instead of PTFE tape on plumbing stuff, lasts loads longer. Why buy nylock stuff.



Not too many of us have a horse.

You buy the horse hair from the builders merchant. If I could afford a horse I'd keep it in the freezer. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyFri Apr 11, 2014 7:40 am

hippo wrote:
zyph wrote:
hippo wrote:
GOB wrote:
I was looking for something that would act as a thread lock for a bloody infuriating bolt that continues to vibrate loose on me bike after shop brands had failed to work, the answer was to wrap a little nylon fishing line around the bolt first!

There's my tip!

Horse hair + a green 'gunk' does the same thing.  Here, use horse hair + green gunk instead of PTFE tape on plumbing stuff, lasts loads longer.  Why buy nylock stuff.



Not too many of us have a horse.

You buy the horse hair from the builders merchant.  If I could afford a horse I'd keep it in the freezer.  Smile
 
 
 
Oh hippo you've spoilt it now.....I had visions of everyone having their own personal horse grazing in their garden....just to be there for that moment when you needed a leak free joint.

Bonus's would be.....no grass cutting needed and a free supply of manure for you borders.....in fact the idea is starting to sound very practical.
 
PS.......of course you would have to train your horse not to trample on the borders or eat the flowers.
 
PPS.......you could also set up a surplus manure sale....selling black sacks of manure at the front gate with an honesty box for payments.
 
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyFri Apr 11, 2014 8:46 am

Have you ever been to Portugal? Manure is worth more than the Euro!
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptyFri Apr 11, 2014 9:22 am

Where's Tis to come & tell us that the Euro is shit anyway?
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptySun Apr 13, 2014 6:28 pm

The paper like material from silver birch trees.Nature's petrol it will help you start a fire if you're lost in a wood or forest.Even if soaking wet.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptySun Apr 13, 2014 6:38 pm

If you need to push a cable up a duct put a good blob of grease on the duct entrance.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptySun Apr 13, 2014 6:40 pm

Put a good measure of gin in your rough cider will taste like a pint of gin.lovely
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptySun Apr 13, 2014 6:44 pm

If you're at a party and someone falls asleep put their left hand in a bowl of cold water.they will piss themselves, funny trick that one.
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PostSubject: Re: Tips & Tricks   Tips & Tricks EmptySun Apr 13, 2014 7:11 pm

Cheap alcohol.Put some bread, sugar into a fermentation container 5 gal of water ,put in warm place for 5-8 days to ferment ,strain through some tights and mix with something nice ,eg orange .It tastes shit but will get you pissed
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