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PostSubject: Knickers   Knickers EmptyWed Dec 11, 2013 7:03 am

Do you own these, the police would like to know, why do you need a key to get in a pair of knickers




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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyWed Dec 11, 2013 9:44 am

So this is what being a ATD keyholder is all about. I can see now why there's never ATD elections for this role. clown But if you need an assistant!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyFri Dec 13, 2013 3:07 pm

I think a tongue would be much more effective than any key..........

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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyFri Dec 13, 2013 5:07 pm

bet they are jack Sheppard's
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyFri Dec 13, 2013 5:17 pm

Davidfriio4 wrote:
bet they are jack Sheppard's

Correct mr friio, an unwanted gift from your mother.
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyFri Dec 13, 2013 5:26 pm

Jack Sheppard wrote:
Davidfriio4 wrote:
bet they are jack Sheppard's

Correct mr friio, an unwanted gift from your mother.

I was an experiment gone wrong,
heard you stole these off your cross dressing Dad you freak.
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyMon Dec 16, 2013 3:24 pm

The standard of banter here is woeful.

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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyMon Dec 16, 2013 8:42 pm

seadog wrote:
The standard of banter here is woeful.

Come on - it's not that good.
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyMon Dec 16, 2013 9:12 pm

Took me 20 minutes to undo the wifes bra,wish I hadn't put it on now
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyTue Feb 11, 2014 9:15 am

Do you remember these Knicker

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Plympton man rebailed as police continue knicker and key inquiry

A MAN arrested on suspicion of burglary has been rebailed by police until May.

The 55-year-old, from Plympton, was arrested after detectives launched an investigation into a number of “serious offences” involving items which were described as “trophies”.

Investigators said they were keen to trace the owners of a pair of women’s knickers and a key.

Police said they were investigating a number of serious offences stretching over a considerable period of time in the Plympton area. It is understood the inquiries centre around properties which have been entered and items stolen – including women’s underwear.

During the investigation police located a pair of pink knickers with a Paisley design. They are women’s sized 8 to 10 and are from Peacocks store. They were recovered by police on September 4, 2013.

A silver Yale-style key, probably fitting a PVC door has also been found.

Lead investigator, Det Insp Mike Cooper from South and Central Plymouth CID, said officers wanted to hear from anyone who may own the items or believe they were taken from their property.

Anyone who has information which could assist police with their investigation should call Det Con Rachel Harris on 101 quoting EP/13/919 or call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555111.

The man arrested has been bailed until May 13.

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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyTue Feb 11, 2014 11:12 am

Was he in Stains?
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyTue Feb 11, 2014 11:16 am

The 55-year-old, from Plympton, was arrested after detectives launched an investigation into a number of “serious offences” involving items which were described as “trophies”.

Investigators said they were keen to trace the owners of a pair of women’s knickers and a key.

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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyTue Feb 11, 2014 11:22 am

Is that the corporate box key? Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyTue Feb 11, 2014 11:27 am

mrs b's pants?
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyTue Feb 11, 2014 11:38 am

Now that would be FOOKIN hilarious Mappers!  lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Knickers   Knickers EmptyTue Feb 11, 2014 11:39 am

beanpoles door key.

there we go, issue solved
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