Nerf guns

Who else loves Nerf guns?

I got a pair of these from Smyths earlier.
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They hurt when they hit you in the face though.

Neeeeeeeerf!

Used to like the old spud guns.

pepsipete wrote:

Used to like the old spud guns.

Those were the days when you could afford to play with food.

I'm. Drunk. I'm at the Fortescue on Mutly Plain. I don't know what im Reading when i see splurf guns. Should i be concerned?

Fortescue la la la Fortescue la la la

My sister has banned me buying one for my nephew coz she reckons it will get turned on her. Also he is to young according to her. Whats wrong with buying a 10 month old child a nerf gun.

Splurf guns la la la la. Slurf gins la la la. Yeh, what ever. La la la.

My kids love them but the 13 year old was the first to cry as the 5 year old performed a gangland style execution on her - back of the head, point blank. I bought them for me though.

lawnmowerman wrote:

My sister has banned me buying one for my nephew coz she reckons it will get turned on her. Also he is to young according to her. Whats wrong with buying a 10 month old child a nerf gun.

I bought my nephew a huge fuckoff sword which he wields and swings indiscriminately round his head like a pumped up Zelda on crack. When it connects (usually with a shoulder or face) it makes a thunder noise and a cackled laugh resonates around the room.

I also buy him those whistle sweets, but only give him one when they are about to leave. Have a nice car journey home sis.

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Fortescue la la la Fortescue la la la

I was in there ages ago and Gay Bar came on the juke box and the whole place started acting like they were on stage singing it live, it was like being in a musical only we were the only ones without a script.

Iggy wrote:

Mock Cuncher wrote:

Fortescue la la la Fortescue la la la

I was in there ages ago and Gay Bar came on the juke box and the whole place started acting like they were on stage singing it live, it was like being in a musical only we were the only ones without a script.

The morning after the night before:drunken: 

Seriously? A gay bar? I have been going there for years. I have never seen anything to give me the impression of it's gayness! Not that it matters one jot.

Perhaps I'm just not taking enough notice! perhaps I'm so camp I feel I fit right in without noticing? Perhaps I don't know what I'm talking about! Perhaps I should log off now and take some more Ibuprofen. 


I don't feel so good.

My son loves nerf guns! He has 3 or 4 of them and he wants more for Christmas.

The problem is do I get him one and keep him happy or upset she who must be obeyed?

Meh! I used to being in the doghouse and these things are great fun!  

The Fortescue was a gay pub (not really sure what that means) ages and ages and ages ago. It's the only proper pub on Mutley Plain now. I noticed the Junction/Firkin/Nottingham is all boarded up again. The Mutley Tavern and Hill Park are now student flats and the Hyde Park is closed.

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

My son loves nerf guns! He has 3 or 4 of them and he wants more for Christmas.

The problem is do I get him one and keep him happy or upset she who must be obeyed?

Meh! I used to being in the doghouse and these things are great fun!  

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75ft firing range
144 ammo capacity
It's a mini-gun
You'll need to get extra mags and bullets though

The people singing gay bar were just mainly straight couples singing the song, some may have been gay, I don't know, it was just a very funny moment.

Anyway Hairy sorry to veer off the subject of your Nerd guns?

hairy j wrote:

mouldyoldgoat wrote:

My son loves nerf guns! He has 3 or 4 of them and he wants more for Christmas.

The problem is do I get him one and keep him happy or upset she who must be obeyed?

Meh! I used to being in the doghouse and these things are great fun!  

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75ft firing range
144 ammo capacity
It's a mini-gun
You'll need to get extra mags and bullets though

 

Might even get two so I shoot him back!  

It's going to cost about £80 to get the full gun with mags and darts.

I had to tell the kids off on Saturday - "don't shoot grandma".
LOL

They're really awesome toys - my lot usually want dolls and pink shite but I'm happy for them to play with guns.

hairy j wrote:

It's going to cost about £80 to get the full gun with mags and darts.

I had to tell the kids off on Saturday - "don't shoot grandma".
LOL

They're really awesome toys - my lot usually want dolls and pink shite but I'm happy for them to play with guns.

But was it ok to shoot Grumpy, I mean grandpa?

If it was, I hope he didn't spill his crisps!  

Shoot me and he'll get one stuffed up his arse even if it was one of the rabid three who pulled the trigger.  

Always thought you were the caring parent Sensible!  

Fecking kids............ take my advice if it isn't too late, deny all knowledge of them or even being in the same City at conception. A) it's cheaper. B) you get to keep your hair longer. C) it doesn't matter if they breed. D) keep repeating A,B and C.

All to late for me, got 'um, poor and no hair!